Garageitis

Commonly Known as the Inability to either operate or manually open your garage door

This is also a form of lil willy syndrome

Sorry lads can’t make it got Garageitis!

by Maximus Oralius July 25, 2022

Twelve car garage

Being a fookin loser

Why you got a twelve car garage. Gang

by Its6PM October 24, 2017

garage glamour

Garage Glamour is a rocker's fashion website. They also have an advice page where you can get advice on your boyfriend and all that stuff.

1; Have you heard of Garage Glamour?
2; Yeah but I've never been to it.
1; IT'S HELLA TIGHT!

by japanjukuuu August 8, 2006

Garage Sale

Badly prolapsed asshole. I mean... they are all bad. So... worse?

Let's put it in the garage sale.

I got it from a garage sale.
Your mom loves garage sales. So does my dad.

by penis exhalation October 19, 2019

Garage Bandy

A negative adjective used to describe a song that sounds like it was made in Garage Band.

Person 1 "Hey, listen to this song!"
Person 2 "I like it but it sounds very Garage Bandy."

by Knutone December 4, 2017

Air Garage

The part of the body where gas builds up, but hasn't yet travelled far enough to be expelled from the asshole.

"Damn bruh, I'm tryna focus on this conversation but I can't 'cause my air garage is full."

by sheloves96 January 31, 2023

garage surfing

A form of mischief, where teens sneak into unlocked garages and raid the 2nd fridge for beer.

If desperate, teens will resort to stealing hard cider

I hate being pranked by local teens stealing my beer. Now I have to padlock my fridge so I’m not a victim of garage surfing. - Joe Pera

by go_bills July 22, 2024