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Morning Before

The opposite of morning after where an individual feels fine without any headaches or such before he/she parties and gets drunk all night long. Unlike the morning after, where you have to deal with killer headaches, you will feel normally fine, only to realize that you were later invited to a party to get crossfaded or drunk.
I spend the morning before doing my homework for chemistry in college, but after I was invited to that party last night, I had to deal with killer headaches and needed pain reliever.
by Ilisten2Metal June 6, 2014
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Morning Brain

When you first wake up and you are stupider than normal.
Dude, I can’t do that right now I got morning brain.
by Yo Mama Like Me January 4, 2021
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Morning Buns

Passed out early last night so I got some morning buns today.
by Sausagerides May 5, 2021
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morning cigar

Placing the large male anatomy in your mouth for breakfast.
Molina has a morning cigar every morning.
by Mox6969 December 16, 2019
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Magic Morning

Opposite of a hangover. Caused by going to bed stoned or passing out and waking up the next morning still buzzing slightly. A person would still be able to function normally and not be keyed, but still buzzing.

Not to be confused with waking up and smoking, that would be a wake and bake.

The phrase is thought to originate from the North West, particularly Washington, Oregon, and British Columbia, but that's open for debate.
Date: 4/21/10

Joe: Oh dude, that bud last night was dank. I got myself a magic morning here.

Jeremy: I know man same.
by Mysterion420 March 4, 2011
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morning grind

Fucking in the morining
Sex in the morning
There's nothing like a morning grind with your girl to start the day off.
by Hangdog242 August 29, 2008
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Morning Cream

To receive a coffee and oral sex while you are sleeping/waking up.
"Today my boyfriend gave me some morning cream and let's just say I'm wide awake!"
by Jakeypoo1991 October 14, 2013
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