Morning Rage

When you have to be at work very early in the morning and all your colleagues are morning people and it pisses the fuck out of you.

Colleague "Good Morning Robert"

Robert: "Good Morning Janice" But due to Robert's Morning Rage, what Robert really means is: Good (fuck) Morning (you) Janice (you chipper fucking whore).

by Stigerman June 25, 2009

rage kage

A nickname JB (Jack Black) sometimes calls Kyle Guass

Me and Rage Kage

by Fortunesun January 26, 2014

pocket rage

A unique feeling of anger felt by women when they are faced with the reality that their clothes do not have adequate pockets, if any exist at all.

"Stupid girl pants, why are they all like this!!!" Alice muttered angrily as she tried to stuff her phone AND keys in her tiny pocket. "Pocket rage again, honey?" her husband asked, as he continued to get ready for their outing and comfortably slid his keys, phone and an entire waffle iron into his front pocket.

by Pizdets August 24, 2019

rage fault

Anger to the point where the sufferer can't remember basic things like his name and how to form intelligible words. The physical manifestation of the rule, "Anger and information don't mix."

Guy: Finally, after 16,384 straight hours of work, the world's largest house of cards is finally complete! Now to call Guinness...
God: LOL EARTHQUAKE
Guy: Kug... fmmmb... grung... flmbml... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!
Other Guy: Oh dear. It would seem that Guy just had a rage fault.

by RequiemCube June 10, 2009

rage blazer

A multi-purpose jacket that can be worn for a variety of occasions, from grabbing a beer with a buddy at the bar, to going out, getting very drunk and falling into a companion's vomit, to a holiday dinner at the country club.

You know tonight's going to be crazy because I'm wearing my rage blazer.

by lush101 November 26, 2009

Skate Rage

Not being able to do a certain trick or having troubles landing tricks on a skateboard.

"I've been trying to master my kick-flips all day today, i got so mad that i haven't been landing any, that i threw my board at an on-going truck."

"Dude, you've got some serious skate rage."

by sbguy22 April 5, 2010

Uber Rage

Rage is when you party the shit out of you and Uber Rage is like when you're not existing afterwards.

Charlie Sheen has unsuccessfully uber raged his whole life.
Wipe that splooge off your face and get back to uber raging!

Max destroyed his chocolate side uber raging.

by Let us May 15, 2011