Canned Bread

That shit that Squidward can't believe the store has.

I bet they won't have... wow, they have it! Canned bread!

by RivaL214 January 9, 2023

can of dinner

can of dinner is the redneck version of can of beer.

"With my can of dinner and a bunch of fine" - Beer Drinkers and Hellraisers, by ZZ Top

by uncle jams January 28, 2006

hit the can

To go poop. To most people, this does not refer to peeing, for that see related "hit the head".

I had a big lunch, I really need to hit the can before we leave.

by InfinitelyCorrect August 26, 2011

no can do

"I can't do that."


Usually a sing that more/better incentive is needed.

You want me to give you this car for only ten grand? It's worth at least 15 according to the guide. No can do.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

crack-in-a-can

Energy drinks that are loaded up with so much shit, it's basically a legal liquid form of speed.

I looovvee Red Bull. It's like crack-in-a-can.

by DarkNova April 15, 2002

can of pepsi

The measurement equal to that of the circumference of the flaccid phallus of borat.

"I am big like can of pepsi"

by emtarkanderundergunderson July 28, 2003

Morrin Cans

A can of booze that isn't quite the normal size of a can, normally Carlsberg. People who drink this tend to be rather effeminate and prefer to drink these 'baby cans' rather than cans for adults. You also must pay more money for these as you are paying for the privilege of not being a real man.

Dude 1 : Hey dude, are those Morrin Cans? Couldn't you find the proper sized ones?

Dude 2 : Aww shit, he's on the Morrin Cans. I didn't know he was a wimp.

by SwayzeismyName June 11, 2010