Hypocrite

Someone who does the following...
1. Taunts people for watching (porn) then goes home and watches porn while (playing with themselves)
2. Says "I DON'T LIKE SECRETS!" and yet they pull people away and (gossip)
3. Talks about how gross Justin Bieber is and then you go over to their place and see them kissing a card board statue of Justin and putting their hand down their undies.

1. "Ew you watch porn your so gross" (goes home) "oh oh oh OH FUCK!"

2. "I HATE SECRETS STOP IT!" (later) "Hey come here i gotta tell you something..."
3." I hate justin bieber he's like so gross" (at a sleepover) "Oh yeah baby kiss meh!"
ALL ARE HYPOCRITES!!!

by Ew123 June 27, 2019

Hypocrite

Some one who tells people not to do things and then does these things themselves

Anna: *dumps Ovie and Kisses Jordan*

The UK: Anna is such a hypocrite, you can’t get mad at Danny and Micheal and then Do ThE SaMe BlOoDy ThInG

by Yeetboo July 7, 2019

hypocrite

someone who doesn't practice what they preach

Person1: dude look at Kyle... He keeps telling people to stop smoking because it's so bad for you but he's literally smoking right now
Person2: Wow. What a hypocrite

by sireeee July 10, 2019

Hypocrite

Someone who tells you abstract thought is free thought, then tells you how to think abstract (theoretical, draw a red circle and a yellow square). Someone who tries to show you how to live, but tells you to live freely.

The good life the girl wanted to take them on a tour of was overrated. Really, she was a hypocrite like everyone else.

by Solid Mantis August 21, 2019

Hypocrite

A dangerous person watching for dangerous people.

The hypocrite who tried to break in the house watched for suspicious activity. Suspicion followed him/her, but did not follow other people.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2019

Hypocrite

People who call cops on somebody frequently then talk shot about somebody who doesn't seem to know that 911 isn't the only number for the fire department.

The girl thought she had mind blowing information nobody else had about various things, really she was a hypocrite like everyone else.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2019

hypocritical cow

a word that u use when you're young cause you don't know what it means.

a word used to describe hypocrites

(person tells you not to whistle then he whistles) you hypocritical cow

by hows the kids dave September 20, 2019