Kiki: I make all the money! Why don't you work.
Husband: I'm busy gamingleave me alone!
Kiki: Ugh!
Husband: *quietly plays games*
Kiki: You're such a trashy husband!
Husband: I'm busy gamingleave me alone!
Kiki: Ugh!
Husband: *quietly plays games*
Kiki: You're such a trashy husband!
by Melodic Keys August 10, 2017
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Get the husband size mug.**a female husband doesn't mean a woman who does the job rather than the man that a common misunderstanding of what it actually means**
back when gay marriage (or being gay in general) was a frowned upon thing and you were consider to be "the devil faggot slutty whore" lesbian did something to go around this, is when a woman (living as a man) marries another woman, now back than there was no way to actually tell someone gender other than just by looking at them or ID and back than it was super easy to get away with things,
now the phrase female husband doesn't just mean woman to woman (although it kinda does)
it could be a male trans or just a lesbian, (fun fact this was actually illegal even if your partner knew)
There were plenty of cases although giving an example would be super boring, like are you that curious just to find out that most people either cried or didn't really fucking care? if you really want an example go to wiki which is how I got most of my info,
this term was popular In 1746 by a book by the same name (Female husband)
back when gay marriage (or being gay in general) was a frowned upon thing and you were consider to be "the devil faggot slutty whore" lesbian did something to go around this, is when a woman (living as a man) marries another woman, now back than there was no way to actually tell someone gender other than just by looking at them or ID and back than it was super easy to get away with things,
now the phrase female husband doesn't just mean woman to woman (although it kinda does)
it could be a male trans or just a lesbian, (fun fact this was actually illegal even if your partner knew)
There were plenty of cases although giving an example would be super boring, like are you that curious just to find out that most people either cried or didn't really fucking care? if you really want an example go to wiki which is how I got most of my info,
this term was popular In 1746 by a book by the same name (Female husband)
Sarah= psttt hey Mary did you hear about Karl and susie?
Mary= no what?
Sarah= turns out karl was a woman this entire time! they got married together! what a bunch of fags!
Mary= was Karl a Female husband?
Sarah= YES
Mary= no what?
Sarah= turns out karl was a woman this entire time! they got married together! what a bunch of fags!
Mary= was Karl a Female husband?
Sarah= YES
by Zalo_r October 27, 2025
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Amy: ya heard of that video game character? She's such a girlboss
Lyra: fuck no! She's a fucking female husband not a stupid girlboss
Lyra: fuck no! She's a fucking female husband not a stupid girlboss
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a partner who is typically behind the camera taking photos of their partner. can either be giving or receiving direction. has a good understanding of photography lighting. has heard the phrase "honey, my eyes were closed!" often, and has learned to take multiple pics.
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