Homeschooler

Child (or young adult) whose parents are fundamentalist rightwing conspiracy theorist nuts. All public schools are jammed with atheist liberals, drugs and horny degenerates. Parents are generally losers so they can't afford private school. Child is generally unvaccinated, smelly, naive, bad teeth, barefoot, chews tobacco. Child gets out of the house once a year in their long gingham dress for the "March for Life (anti abortion event)." Child can assemble an assault rifle blindfolded faster than a marine. Quite ignorant, but generally knows higher mathematics well (up to the times tables). Has the Old and New Testaments memorized except for the Gospels. Boys are on the fast track for Bob Jones, Liberty, Wheaton, Grove City or any "Bible College." Then on to a career in a GOP presidential administration. Girls become brood mares and homeschool their children. All of them will vote for Donald Trump. Some will grow up to be Nazis or Ku Klux Klan. Others will graduate valedictorian of their homeschool class.

Love these homeschoolers; they gonna Make America Great Again!

by Louie^2 May 31, 2018

homeslice

a buddy or a really cool friend.

steph is MY homeslice

by GGGGGGG- UNIT September 28, 2003

homeslice

Is used in addition to bisnatch, referring to a friend or someone who is relatively nice in order to get their attention.

Yo homeslice! Pay attention!

by causte March 8, 2005

Homies_Say_Ho

Someone who can not stop themself from incessant bitching because they have nothing better to do after they get owned. They believe that dying in an online video game such as CS is the worst thing that can happen. After dying, bullshit excuses and accusations of hacking have to be thrown about. If this persons self assumed "leetness" gets dented in any way, and you caused this blow to his elevated ego, you may be labelled a hacker.

omfg YOU SHOT ME AND IT KILLED ME YOU MUST HACK!!!1 ADMIN, PLAYER HAX EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE 1-23!! THAT ONE KILL WAS A HS ON ME SO THEY MUST HACK. BAN THEM CUZ I SAID SO. CALL ME A FUCKING WAAHHMBULANCE NOW!

by Balls!™ April 10, 2005

homeskizzle

Homies, cool people


also see homeskillet

Wagwan Homeskizzle

by yinda94 August 14, 2008

Homesh

Homesh is a dude. His name is Homesh. That is all.

Girl 1: Who's that?
Girl 2: I think his name is Homesh.
Girl 1: Ok.

by erminlinken February 21, 2021

Homestuck day

April 13th. aka the day you'll see a shit ton of homestuckers run through the streets completely naked in homestuck cosplay yelling quotes of the characters they're cosplaying of.

example 1:
guy 1: what are these dudes' deal? why are they yelling "honk honk" and "nyaw nyaw nyaw" and "chalk chalk chalk chalk"?
guy 2: oh, they're just yelling that cause it's homestuck day so they will act homestucky and yell quotes of the characters they like

example 2:

guy 1: DUDE! It's april 13th!!
guy 2: REALLY??? WOO NOW LETS COSPLAY AS KARKAT VANTAS AND GAMZEE MAKARA YELL GIBBERISH STUFF!
guy 1: YESSSSSSSS!

by The original sillygirl.png March 19, 2023