householdered

When you get scammed by some fat trailer park douche.

They get payment, and never household up their end of the deal, instead block you from all communications and refuse to return calls.

Dude, I made a trade with this guy online. I sent him his stuff, but then he blocked me. I think I just got householdered.

by fuhnetic February 13, 2014

Dick-housed

To take a form of permanent writing utensil, usually spray paint, and drawing a large dick on the side of a house.

(An extreme form of party shaming. Usually only used by party crashers or when the host is being a cunt beyond reason.)

"We ran into some preppyfags house party, stole some liquor, and then dick-housed one of them when he hit Fallon."

by TomKVideo January 3, 2009

Shit House Shuffle

The movement you do to the bathroom closet to get toliet paper when someone does not refill the toilet paper roll. Usually occurs when wearing pants with shoes that have laces.

"Thanks a lot, you didn't leave any toliet paper after you took your shit and I had to do the Shit House Shuffle to get toliet paper so I could wipe my ass!"

by Richard Bob Neil September 1, 2009

Waffle House bet

An exceedingly poor decision to play a poker hand that no one in their right mind would play based on a craving for Waffle House knowing the sooner the game is over the sooner your belly will be full.

Waffle House bet: Ten of diamonds and two of hearts ... All in pre-flop.

by Kaluas July 9, 2011

live in a glass house

If you live in a glass house, then, it means your are in a vulnerable position that may be easily attacked or rebuked by your opponents

The congressman may live in a glass house when it comes to the ethics issue

by vanderpol August 1, 2010

Brick House

Full-figured female. Really "built."

That chick is a brick house.

by Heather October 4, 2003

Housed

A shockingly complete and enthusiastic consumption.

- Laura musy have been hungry, she totally housed that meat.

- There is nothing left, Jess housed it all.

by EvilE September 2, 2013