Hasselhoff

To eat or be eaten in a very messy way in the (bathroom) floor.

Man, don't go in there! I just saw Pam getting Hasselhoffed by some random guy in a sombrero.

by Ashley Smashley October 5, 2010

Hanselness

To be big headed, literally.

To have a big head.

That guy has one hanselness head.

by Hanselhead May 4, 2011

hassel back sandy

when u are stuffing a woman with ur cock while both of u are barried in sand

afs shatly sandy junk in a womans crusty vainy camel toe, hassel back sandy

by strasgoogech wangshaft August 22, 2011

Hamel-Snapped

Consuming so much alcohol and/or marijuana at one time, as to become unable to speak full sentences, use common hand gestures, or even stand.

Person 1: Look at that guy in the corner over there!
Person 2: Yeah man, he's totally Hamel-Snapped!

by Khloe123 November 23, 2011

hamsalam

between Turkish delight and American sausage

Virginia Loves the hamsalam

by Turkish boy in New York January 13, 2013

Hanseled

The act of cunnilingus

MAN: "Tonight you are going to be Hanseled."
WOMAN: "Oooohhh I can't wait."

by general koala August 10, 2013

Hasselrampage

When a Hasselbrink is pissed off or drunk and pissed off for no logical reason.

Person 1: Did you see Kyle last night?

Person 2: No, why?

Person 1: Total Hasselrampage

by 666_Devils_Eyes September 22, 2014