A sexual position that originated in Akron, Ohio. It was later stolen and known as "doggy style" but the hometown people know their roots.
"I'm going to that chick's house tonight. Hopefully she's easy enough for me to give her the akron hammer"
by Zak Keasey December 30, 2009
Get the The Akron Hammer mug.1. A mind, physical, or combination of both, state that is the result of over indulging and lack of sleep during a night out. 2. A state that may occur when violently ill, possibly because of definition 1., or a legitimate illness. 3. A state that may occur after the “shit hammered” stage (see shit hammered).
A person who finds themselves in this state should under no circumstances operate heavy machinery, vehicles of any type, firearms, explosives, small children, the elderly, the disabled, business meetings, bathing, feeding one self (chance of ingesting a dodgy doner kebab), bowels movements (chance of soiling one self), dressing, french poodles, a professional kick boxing match, and generally any task that involves coherent thought and/or co-ordination.
A person who finds themselves in this state should under no circumstances operate heavy machinery, vehicles of any type, firearms, explosives, small children, the elderly, the disabled, business meetings, bathing, feeding one self (chance of ingesting a dodgy doner kebab), bowels movements (chance of soiling one self), dressing, french poodles, a professional kick boxing match, and generally any task that involves coherent thought and/or co-ordination.
After Jason spent all night drinking and spending time in the arms of a promiscuous woman, he realised that he had nothing to look forward to at work accept a day of feeling like hammered shit.
by Jason Foster February 24, 2005
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Get the Fart Hammer mug.Sexual move in which a male pulls out his penis after anal sex and performs a mushroom stamp (hammers dick on partner's forehead) leaving an oily stamp.
JJ: Dude what's the deal with joey's forehead?
Adrian: oh he got an oily hammer from jackson last night.
Adrian: oh he got an oily hammer from jackson last night.
by blizard29 May 8, 2009
Get the Oily hammer mug.When an individual with Down-syndrome loses his/her shit, and proceeds to annihilate anything in reach with a hammer of some sort.
Did you see the news today?
Fuck the news.
Well Alabama was annihilated by a Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta
Alright? Who gives a flying fuck about Alabama?
Fuck the news.
Well Alabama was annihilated by a Down-syndrome Hammer Fiesta
Alright? Who gives a flying fuck about Alabama?
by Sodomy boy June 28, 2010
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