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Guido

A man who is will definitely steal you girl, and man in any shape way or form. He is an expert with guns, killing his opponents with it. Guidos always stink and they are definitely submissive and breedable.
As you can see here, there’s a Guido in his natural habitat
by starplatinumsthiccjuicyass August 2, 2021
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maritza guido

it’s me tf I’m awesome and cool 😘
oh there is maritza guido !!

me - yeah bitches it’s me the life of the party !!
by lifeofthepartylols April 8, 2022
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Guido

An elusive creature but can be tempted out of his habitat by playing the sounds of Celine or ABBA.

Can’t control his laughter when something tickles his fancy
I can’t find Guido”

“Well you’re not going to find him by playing ‘The Darkness” are you?
by ShortArsedDwarf February 8, 2025
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guido garmin

How did the cops find Carmine? His dumb ass left the house with that guido garmin on his ankle.
by anonymous August 20, 2023
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Guido

A type of guy you would never think you would be fortunate enough to meet in your lifetime, and when you do, it feels like everything that was once confusing and scary is now known and comforting. He will always make you feel so special, like you are a one of a kind. He will mean the world to you and you will always find a new way to truly adore him and appreciate his presence in this world.
Everything seemed so confusing, until I met Guido. Then it all made sense.
by Phospin July 12, 2023
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Guido

A type of guy you would never think you would be fortunate enough to meet in your lifetime, and when you do, it feels like everything that was once confusing and scary is now known and comforting. He will always make you feel so special, like you are a one of a kind. He will mean the world to you and you will always find a new way to truly adore him and appreciate his presence in this world.
Everything was so confusing. but then I met Guido.

And it all makes sense now.
by Phospin July 12, 2023
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Guido’s Big Balls

An affectionate term for a Greek Adonis is an enormous set nut sack or hairy beanbags!
“Geez, look at the size of Guido’s Big Balls”!!!
by The Difficult One! August 13, 2023
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