Leanne

AKA Karen

A strange, ogre looking creature with rather large feet. Pretends she’s ill all the time and refuses STW’s even when she has written instructions

Have you seen that bloke over there??

Nah bro, that’s Leanne

by ShortArsedDwarf February 08, 2025

Guido

An elusive creature but can be tempted out of his habitat by playing the sounds of Celine or ABBA.

Can’t control his laughter when something tickles his fancy

“I can’t find Guido”

“Well you’re not going to find him by playing ‘The Darkness” are you?

by ShortArsedDwarf February 08, 2025

Franklin

A large bald man, usually married to a “Karen”

Walks like he’s been bummed by a ten foot barge pole and drinks cheap lager.

Likes to think he’s right all the time

Have you seen that guy over there?

Yeah, what a tosser, looks like a right Franklin,

by ShortArsedDwarf February 08, 2025