Dirt Bird 1: Oh my God! look at his balls how hairy are they?
Dirt Bird 2: fuckin hell its like gandalf's beard!
Dirt Bird 1: HA HA HA HA YEAH AND HIS DICK IS HI NOSE!
Dirt Bird 2: fuckin hell its like gandalf's beard!
Dirt Bird 1: HA HA HA HA YEAH AND HIS DICK IS HI NOSE!
by MIKE March 19, 2004
Get the Gandalf's beard mug.To mess up or die in an exceedingly excessive manor. Source: Gandalf's death scene - fighting the demon all the way to lower-earth, and also Gandalf the Beta fish. Gandalf impaled himself on a spiky plastic plant - from gill through eye.
Example 1: "Dude, you totally gandalfed yourself last night proposing to Jenny. An oversized engagement ring around your pecker is not romantic."
Example 2: "Did you see that wreck on the 405 last night? That girl was totally gandalfed."
Example 2: "Did you see that wreck on the 405 last night? That girl was totally gandalfed."
by NoSugarAdded June 8, 2007
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While scowering the back alleys of Mexico City for a nefarious crackwhore, one happens upon a misleading prositute who claims to be a virgin. One then proceeds to a supposed defloweration while vociferating ten Hail Mary's to absolve oneself of all sins, past and present.
Upon an ill-fated journey of skullduggery, while vacationing in Mexico City, I found myself in need of redemption; so I gave that skank, carpetbagging slit a motherfucking Virgin of the Guadalupe.
by Stirling Hamilton and John DeCroce August 25, 2007
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A fucking retarded wizard from lotr. He is so very horny for Saruman the Many Colored. Play on words.
by Popposs December 28, 2011
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1. A hurting kid that comes to visit you at college, but just sits in the corner the whole time and ruins the weekend.
2. The kid that is somehow in your group of friends, that is a really poor athlete and only gets invited to events out of pure desperation.
1. A hurting kid that comes to visit you at college, but just sits in the corner the whole time and ruins the weekend.
2. The kid that is somehow in your group of friends, that is a really poor athlete and only gets invited to events out of pure desperation.
by pornogil May 22, 2010
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people considered gandalf are often rejected from friendship groups etc
used as a verb or adjective.
people considered gandalf are often rejected from friendship groups etc
person 1: why was the chicken so happy?
person 2: why?
person 1: because everything was eggcelent!
person 2: thats a gandalf (or just plain 'gandalf')
person 1: god that guy is such a gandalf
person 2: ikr
person 2: why?
person 1: because everything was eggcelent!
person 2: thats a gandalf (or just plain 'gandalf')
person 1: god that guy is such a gandalf
person 2: ikr
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