gripa

A substitute for "hella", meaning "really" "alot".

OH SNAP! That's GRIPA tight!

by The Vorsh July 16, 2004

Grippers

Long finger nails worn to add more visual to dick sucking and gripping

After you see bae working them grippers you’ll be paying for them nails for life

by Alittemonkey October 10, 2020

monkey grip

Not releasing an item from your hand, even if it is not needed or is having a negative affect.

Originating from the story of trapping monkeys. This is done by placing a banana behind a device that a monkey can easily get their hand through. While grabbing the fruit they make a fist that wont allow them to pull out and they wont let go of the banana.

Maybe if you let go of your monkey grip on those groceries you could open the door.

I had a monkey grip on the fork and couldn't catch the dropping plate of food.

by extrasketchy March 24, 2009

salami grip

When you jerk off too much. you get a hand shake as strong as a vice

Owwww dude that hurt, you must have the salami grip

by PeeinyoAss November 19, 2014

grimpale

Impaling someone in a grim way, on something grim (such as the horns of a Moongoat, frozen icicles, etc.)

Can only be done by grim beings, such as Moongoats or acolytes.

I command you to grimaple these unblasphemous posers, acolytes!

by Grimlord December 27, 2004

grimped

Old term used to make fun of someone after they get hurt. Means the same thing as 0wned.

::friend falls while going down the stairs::
"hahahaha you got GRIMPED!!"

by SaMSKiZZy December 17, 2005

Death grip

When you wank off your cock so hard and so fast that you cum within a minute.

Eddie: “Why would I want to have sex? No vagina is as tight as my fist.”

Roy: “That Johnson is gonna fall off some day with the amount you death grip that thing!”

by KennethRoberts September 20, 2018