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Gripping the goblin

I was gripping the goblin to some cornhub shit. bungthebooce
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Gripping the Pole

1. Gripping your penis; typically done when deciding to masturbate or not.
Dear Ex,
I was gripping the pole last night and my shit grew at least 3 inches.
Ps. Fuck you
by PussyMuncher345 April 5, 2017
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alligator grip

When someone has the suction similar to the mouth of an alligator when giving head, this is called alligator grip. Similar to gorilla grip
1: How was that head last night?
2: Amazing!!! She sucked so hard she had that alligator grip!!!
by user_50067993 June 16, 2023
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Hogue Grip

A reverse Dutch Rudder with an inverted grip. A person hold's a man's penis with the thumb and pointer finger at the base of the shaft while the receiving man moves the gripper's arm up and down.
For a fresh take on the Dutch Rudder try the Hogue Grip
by MasterofmyD October 27, 2015
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Parry Grip

An epic internet singer. He is known for singing funny songs and also known as Devin Townsend.

Devin Townsend is also known to reside in Daly City, CA but was originally from Canada.
by Neon Pegasus December 6, 2018
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Ghost Grip

A "Ghost Grip" is what happens when the hand grasps the penis so hard their knuckles turn white as a ghost. Can be experienced during either masturbation or while receiving a hand job.
Person 1: "Hey dude, I got a handy from Lauren last night."
Person 2: "Nice, how was it?"
Person 1: "A little painful, she got a ghost grip."
by hosttobuttangels July 26, 2017
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bitch grips

Straps that hook on to the belt loops of motorcycle riders and used as handles for the passenger, or the person riding "Bitch".
I put my Bitch grips on so you have something to hang on to when we go fast.
by BG3 December 10, 2012
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