grip ton

adjective-
an abundant amount of something.



synonym:firm grip

"she eats a grip ton of banana's."

by banana eater ahah lmao April 14, 2009

roach grip

The roach grip is when one is smoking either a joint or a bluntand the roach has become too small to hold normally so you take your middle finger and your thumb instead of your index finger and thumb and make it so the roach is facing towards the palm of your hand. The roach grip allows you to smoke more of the joint/blunt in your hand(which in my opinion is more enjoyable) instead of in a bowl or roachinator.

Jit: Dude the joints so small I can't hit it.
Stoner: Bro use the roach grip.

by JBader420 March 12, 2011

Dorm Grip

The strong grip someone, usually a male airman tech schooler in the US Air Force, acquires from frequent masterbation while dwelling in the dorms too long.

Airman 1: Look how easily Cooper unscrewed that fitting with his bare hands
Airman 2: Haha, he's got that dorm grip

by Foojile79 May 6, 2020

Grip Tight

A product that tightens your grip on your penis

I bought Grip Tight, the best thing ever

by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017

Gripping the goblin

Wacking it

I was gripping the goblin to some cornhub shit. bungthebooce

by Bung my boocewhiletakingaduece June 12, 2016

Gripping the Pole

1. Gripping your penis; typically done when deciding to masturbate or not.

Dear Ex,
I was gripping the pole last night and my shit grew at least 3 inches.
Ps. Fuck you

by PussyMuncher345 April 5, 2017

alligator grip

When someone has the suction similar to the mouth of an alligator when giving head, this is called alligator grip. Similar to gorilla grip

1: How was that head last night?
2: Amazing!!! She sucked so hard she had that alligator grip!!!

by user_50067993 June 16, 2023