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Glock Blocked

If you want to go hunting, play any game involving shooting or you wanna pass a bill in parliament but some shameless trogolodyte comes along and denies you the privilege... my friend you just got Glock Blocked.
I came home from a long day at work and wanted to relax with some Halo. However wife came along and wanted me to take her out for dinner instead, well I just got glock blocked.
by L0VEQU1NN April 14, 2022
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Glock

A school supply that is popular amongst American culture.
American kid:

Hey ņikita! Why are you so quiet?

Ņikita: *reaches in bag for glock*
by akselly March 12, 2021
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Sound like a glock

When someone has a very deep voice you say they sound similar to the very loud and deep sound of a glock
Person: *speaking*
Person 2: Oh my gosh you sound like a glock
by PotatoMika March 13, 2021
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Captain Crunch Glock box top coupon

Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons
by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021
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glock timing

wooskiru: “yo jr on glock timing”
503yah: “say wallahi
Jr: *starts throwing chairs in the air*
by The realest non cappah August 21, 2024
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glock 13

ur so lonely that you decide to hove ur dick in a glock because you have no girl
i love the glock 13
by Flightpass November 20, 2024
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Glock 49

Used to be new but then u use it to jerk off and then you accidentally click the trigger on it and it goes through the hole
damn he just got glock 49ed
by Flightpass November 21, 2024
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