closet glaze 

Whenever a girl does something stupid to you without consciousness of consequences that warrants retaliation, you take her to a closet of sufficient size to accommodate the both of you. Prior to entering you inform a friend or acquaintance to gather a group of people in front of the closet door in the next few minutes. If all goes according to plan at this point the girl will be topless and giving you a blow job. As stealthily as possible, hide her garments somewhere out of her reach. What you are going to do is ejaculate on her face, put your dick away, and exit the closet to acknowledge the crowd gathered by your friend with "Ayyyyy" and possibly a thumbs up. The girl has just been closet glazed.

Guy: "Dude, I was at this party and before I could even get through the door some drunk girl with nice tits stops me, starts hitting on me and acting like she knows me. In her drunken stupor she slaps my phone out of my hand and the screen spider webs on the sidewalk. She was too stupid to realize that she had done anything wrong so I gave her a closet glaze. Hopefully next time she will take a moment to think before she drinks."

Dude: "Wait, wait, wait, you got a blow job?"

closet glaze by Bronco Avenger July 9, 2010

Cooch glaze 

Vaginal discharge, most notably the kind secreted in anticipation of sexual intercourse

Because Debbie's sexual encounters were dry and painful, her sex therapist recommended that she focus on foreplay and make sure that she has secreted enough cooch glaze before attempting penetration.

Also,

If your body produces excessive cooch glaze, it is not a good idea to go cucha libre.

Cooch glaze by Squeezesha October 16, 2006

Shame Glaze

Cum dried on your stomach, in your belly button, or on your face if you're unfortunate enough.

Aww shit, I got shame glaze on my lips.

Shame Glaze by IDontFuckinKnoeh February 5, 2012

Grazed 

1) When someone 'deadens' or 'kills' an ongoing joke.

2) Can also be used to describe someone who frequently 'kills' jokes, creates awkward situations, and is just generally cringey. This person would then be known as a Graze.

1) *everyone is laughing at ongoing jokes and conversation, someone adds in an unfunny comment that stops everyone laughing* - "man, you just Grazed it."

2) "oh him? don't invite him, he's the biggest Graze"

Grazed by fillinuin June 2, 2011

blaze and glaze 

the act in which a girl gives a man a blowjob whilst he smokes weed.

blaze- smoking weed
glaze- ejaculating on a woman's face (usually performed after a blowjob)

yo man how did it go with gash u were in with last night?
safe man, she let me blaze and glaze all night long!

blaze and glaze by KtotheSIZZLE July 24, 2011

managers glaze 

The managers ejaculation that gets put on food (most likely pancakes or dessert)

“Can I get the iHop pancakes with the managers glaze please”

managers glaze by Tkey010 November 17, 2022

Glaze the ham 

The act of having sexual intercourse doggy style and pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating on her arse the spanking her while exclaiming "Baby i just glazed your ham!"

Yeah man last night the girl didnt expect me to glaze the ham but she loved it.

Glaze the ham by Alexisstupid June 19, 2011