Gingers are cold hearted, pale skinned, emotionless red heads. They have so many freckles that it is impossible to do 'dot to dot' on their faces. It is not wise to approach a Ginger as they may steal your soul, for every freckle a Ginger possesses, the Ginger has stolen so many souls. By looking into your eyes, the Ginger can choose to steal your soul by activating your 'Ginger genes'. Asians do not have the Ginger gene meaning Asians and Gingers are sworn enemies. The best way to destroy a Ginger is by sunlight. This method works especially well on pure needs rather then daywalkers as Ginger's are the descendants of the first vampires.
Doctor: I'm afraid your son has gingervitis
Mom: what do you mean?
Doctor: it turns out your son was dormant the whole time and during puberty his Ginger genes were activated
Mom: what should I do?
Doctor: it's best to stay away from him because he may decide to infect you. I highly recomend you make make his death look like an accident and adopt an Asian because Asians can never be Gingers
Mom: what do you mean?
Doctor: it turns out your son was dormant the whole time and during puberty his Ginger genes were activated
Mom: what should I do?
Doctor: it's best to stay away from him because he may decide to infect you. I highly recomend you make make his death look like an accident and adopt an Asian because Asians can never be Gingers
by Dr.Cham June 22, 2014
Also see fire crotch.
A redheaded rat who looks likes the spawn of satan. Often named Steven and take it up the ass daily. they are often pissed off because few people can actually bare to look let alone talk to them for a few seconds at a time.
A redheaded rat who looks likes the spawn of satan. Often named Steven and take it up the ass daily. they are often pissed off because few people can actually bare to look let alone talk to them for a few seconds at a time.
Wow, look at that Ginger. He's completely hideous...Jesus Christ I guess God does have a sense of humor after all. Maybe Steven's hair is so red because he always pissed off. Wait...who even gives a fuck about Steven?
by HellaHigh&HellaFly September 18, 2008
a type of human hybrid, often tall but not always, with a fire on their head. Many Gingers try to blend in with daily human life as spies for their master. They often claim to be humans but will fail at basic tests (like swimming underwater).Ginger ninja's are the warriors of their race.
Mum: Now remember kids, dont play with fire, even if it offers you sweets and money. The ginger is waiting for the right time for the probing to begin!
by WildSpork December 22, 2007
Mike; hey that girls kinda hott! that red hair brings out her eyes, not to bad for a ginger.
Bill; are you kidding me? shes a total genetic mutation!
Bill; are you kidding me? shes a total genetic mutation!
by SHABAittitt August 20, 2011
(noun)A person with red hair and freckles. Some people hate them and use the term rather like a racial slur.
girl one: Hey, look at that ginger boy, he's pretty hot.
girl two: hmm... kind of, that one over there is hotter, though.
Girl one: I hope he breaks up with his girlfriend soon. She has genital warts and didn't like Apocalypto. She doesn't deserve him.
Girl two: What?!? That's crazy!
Girl one: She's a ginger.
Girl two: Ohhh. That explains it.
girl two: hmm... kind of, that one over there is hotter, though.
Girl one: I hope he breaks up with his girlfriend soon. She has genital warts and didn't like Apocalypto. She doesn't deserve him.
Girl two: What?!? That's crazy!
Girl one: She's a ginger.
Girl two: Ohhh. That explains it.
by Sammy Dodger December 20, 2006
A person who has red hair, pale skin and tons of freckles. They dont tan at all, just burn. Also Gingers have no souls. None of them.
*walking down the hallway*
-dude some ginger kid comes here now-
*gets wide eyed then looks at the random preacher beside you, who runs to the kid beating his head with a bible*
DEMON GIVE BACK THIS CHILD'S SOUL AND LET HIM SOAK IN THE SUN!!!!!
*ginger nearly drowns on holy water*
-dude some ginger kid comes here now-
*gets wide eyed then looks at the random preacher beside you, who runs to the kid beating his head with a bible*
DEMON GIVE BACK THIS CHILD'S SOUL AND LET HIM SOAK IN THE SUN!!!!!
*ginger nearly drowns on holy water*
by Zander Sixx ughhhh April 16, 2011
by kaito12790 October 01, 2015