gift it back

When you give a friend or relative something you took from them and returning it as a gift

Me: I forgot I borrowed my friends laptop, since its his birthday i'm just going to gift it back to him

by jaydogg339 July 28, 2010

Gifting

The art of texting complex communications using solely .Gif memes from the internet. Amalgamation of .gif + texting.

I was gifting my wife a play by play about my day at work.

by SuperDadJokes February 8, 2018

unverifiable gifts

Gifts that are usually grandiose scams, intangible by nature, replete with certificates of "authenticity," and cannot be tracked or verified, but are given to impress the recipient because of their implied grandeur.

Lars: Dude, I gave my girlfriend a tree in the Amazon forest named especially for her, for Christmas, and a star in a galaxy that now bears her name. Cool huh?

You" Oh, great---another batch of your unverifiable gifts, Lars.

by Janword June 1, 2010

re-re-gifting

when someone is such a ree-ree they re-gift to the same person they got the gift from.

Kelly:Here you go Rachel! *hands her a present*
Rachel: Uhm, thanks?

*later*
Rachel: Kelly totally gave me what I got her last year!
Tiffany: When will she learn to stop re-re-gifting?

by ollieollie27 December 28, 2010

indian gifting

(1) regifting unwanted items to other people under the guise of buying them a gift usu. in context of a gift given by jaya; (2) also used to describe the common indian practice of giving genric gifts from the dollar store to anybody and everybody

(1) I am planning on indian gifting the piece of clothing because I strongly dislike it. Everyone knows not to give someone clothing for someone's birthday; I mean it just calls to be indian gifted.
(2) Dude, this is some serious indian gifting! I got a scented tea candle from my evil aunt for my Super Sweet Sixteen!

by Laxshmi Swaminathan April 12, 2008

God's Gift

REALLY high quality purp...super chron, super sticky weed, but really expensive, usually around $20 per gram.

Dealer: Yo you wanna cop a $20 gram?
Dude: What are you selling?
Dealer: God's gift
Dude: FUCK YES.

by zandertons December 15, 2009

Gift Pose

Similar to other Yoga poses such as down-dog, warrior I, tree, child's pose, etc., except this pose is strictly for a man's pleasure. Essentially, the woman is usually lying in bed next to her male partner, when somewhere around 2AM he awakens with a glorious erection and needs to put it somewhere... Often times, this leads the man to disappointment when he is batted away from her rear-facing love alter shouting out or uttering "eh-eh" and/or simply an emphatic "NO!". However, on rare occasion, the woman - who is sure to not receive the big "O" from the act of kindness that she is about to perform, may acquiesce and allow legal entry (i.e., not night-raping). To get into this position, the woman, who is facing away from her partner is prodded into semi-wakefulness, then consents to entry by shifting the upward-facing leg forward flexing at the hip to bring the knee towards her abdomen, while maintaining her abdomen and leg in contact with the bed.

Bob: Last night, I woke up so horny from a sex dream and had this raging boner...
Jim: So, what did you do with it?
Bob: Well, after humping my girlfriend without success, I asked her if she wanted sex. She replied that she was too tired, but said that I could have my way with her. So she got into Gift Pose and I was able to alleviate myself…

by Mr Leopard April 23, 2011