Gerald

The goop found in the foreskin of uncircumcised men mostly from Russia and Iran.

Common name in Russia for men that don’t know when to shut their whore mouth.

Boris used a warm towel to wipe the Gerald off his pecker.

by Ivan kikdovagin January 3, 2020

Gerald Ford

When a male has a semi or half erection; i.e. your cock is half-mast like a flag when a President dies.

Todd: For some reason I couldn't get it all the way up last night.

Dan: Oh........you had a Gerald Ford?

or

Vanessa: You have a Gerald Ford again? Do we have to have sex?

by d b January 2, 2009

Gelato

Milk and eggs bitch.

Pretentious Vegan: "Gelato isn't vegan?"

by Franklin Wycliffe August 18, 2011

Gelatinous

An amorphous-describing adjective, used to describe various structures.

Tenille Pegg's disproportionate body is made up of gaping gelatinous hips and zero tits.

by Peter from Popoya October 5, 2010

geraldine

annoying overweight hedgehog looking bum that doesnt hop off fortnite.

bro this kid just built a whole fortress on me what a geraldine

by semi2goated July 4, 2020

gelaces

A mix of the words "Huge" and "Laces". Originally conceived in a Tim Horton's over a cup of hot chocolate and some doughnuts this word splice has come to mean the flab of skin that dangles from your tricep when you are either A. Waving goodbye or B. Saluting someone of the similar "gelaces" faith.

Whoa, check the gelaces on that old chick, those have gotta be at least 4 inchers.
You totally got that girl's number. WE SALUTE YOU (shake gelaces violently in an oscillating manner).

by Tim Horton April 25, 2006

gelatin scrunchie

The sexual act of ejaculating around a females wrist, and having her shove her fist up the male counterparts asshole.

dang man, this bitch gave me the gelatin scrunchie last night!

by Pineapple Trapdoor February 25, 2015