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gentleman's clock weights 

The southerly appendages of the male reproductive system, contained within the nad bag, and known to swing back and forth, not unlike the clock weights in a grandfather clock.
Eric to Harold in the 1981 Brokeback classic, Chariots Of Fire: "I do so hope this running ends soon Harold old chap. My gentleman's clock weights are chaffed redder than a baboons arse!"

Gentleman Theif 

A Rouge, someone who is crafty and slick. Even in theifery, the lowest of the low he is smooth and higher than most
You are such a Gentleman Theif!

You took that watch like a true Gentleman Theif
Gentleman Theif by John November 15, 2004

gentleman deposit 

The act of discarding personal effects after a night of drinking. Example: emptying your pockets in a rememberable place of contents such as: wallet, cellular telephone, house keys, wrist-watch & I.D.
A gentleman deposit is emptying your pockets in a rememberable place of contents such as: wallet, cellular telephone, house keys, wrist-watch & I.D.

gentleman's shave 

like a hitler except you use you feces to give her/him a moustache and a soul patch, like a frenchman
mikey went to sleep first and i didnt wipe all the way so i gave him a gentleman's shave. he never slept over my house again.
gentleman's shave by the black t-dog November 14, 2009

Gentleman Warts 

When you wore a condom and still caught something.
Billy always practiced safe sex but he still got gentleman warts.
Gentleman Warts by schogirl January 11, 2010

Gentleman's Gang

Term used in polite conversation amongst African-Americans to describe a strip club and/or orgy.
"Oh! Hello there Tyrone! You missed my Gentleman's Gang meeting the other night!"

"I was having my own Gentlemen's Gang meeting with my neighbors, DeShawn and Ebony."