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Futknecht

A hetero male who always calls his female friends first, if he wants to go out. The Futknecht barely spends time with his male friends. He always sticks around with the same group of girls, who either have a boyfriend or are simply not hot. When drunk gets extremely horney and starts trying to hook up with one of them. Also the Futknecht's attempts to hook up fail 90% of the time.
Michael: "What about Steve, is he coming to the concert too?"
Bill: "No, he told me, he is going out with Claire, Anna and the rest of the girls!"
Michael: "Again? Oh he is such a Futknecht!"
by kirschenkuchen August 12, 2010
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Future Funk

FIRST WAT THE FUNK is FUTURE FUNK!?

Funk is latin for FUMIGARE which means to smoke which later evolved into meaning something smelly and smoky... kinda like DANK ASS KUSH!!!*AIR HORN SIRENS*

Funk is also a term used by African American JAZZ musicians in the 60s for a genre of music in which musicians would GET DOWN and boogy! This of course happens when you let the spirit of JAZZ inside your booty - it can be fun when its consensional. Funk music was mainly popular in the 70s along with DISCO and afros and bell bottom pants with the boots with the fur the whole club was staring at her this music made people hit the floor next thing ya know shawty got low then in the 80s the drum machine and synthesizer changed FUNK forever

Lets also not forget Disco Demolition Night in 79 where 50000 people blew up discofunk records in the name of ROCK MUSIC Ya know just a bunch of white people blowing up AfricanLatinGay roots music rituallistically infront of the eyes of millions on television - Im sure that didn't have any long lasting repurcussions of any kind
Afterwards funk kinda died for 30 years because most record labels didn't wanna pay black bands anymore cuz with the rising popularity of rap music it was easier to pay one rapper than a whole band - ya know systematic racial economics. Basically FUTURE FUNK! is like Vaporwaves more outgoing trendy cousin who likes to go to the beach while drinking Pepsis in a vintage bikini while driving a 1985 red corvette in TOYKO yo
Frank: Hey have you listened to that future funk song Selfish High Heels?

Skylar: That one by YUNG BAE? yah I've listened to it. its some goodshit
by Bananacondastasia May 22, 2016
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nucking futs

Slightly less vulgar term for "fucking nuts."
You're nucking futs if you say that to a cop!
by Beef Brady February 3, 2003
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futon

A couch that can convert into an uncomfortable bed, possibly the worst transformer of all time.
"You can sleep on the futon!"
"Can I sleep on an actual bed instead?"
by CorgisDie February 6, 2017
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futsal

A form of indoor soccer played on a basketball court will a small and heavier ball that normal. It takes quite a lot of skill and control and if you disagree how bout you get off your butt and try to play it. And I did not spell it wrong futsal is not FOOTBALL (american or not).
"Have you ever played futsal?"
"You mean football?"

"No you dumbass! FUTSAL!"
by Soccer Fanatic December 24, 2009
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futurama

An extremely hilarious TV show that was unfortunately cancelled by the idiots in charge at fox.
Why in the hell did FOX cancel futurama?
by queen_azure February 11, 2008
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Back to the future

A movie that takes awsome to so many new levels.
BTTF Bi-yotch!
by Chris Skinner April 19, 2004
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