funky shit

a similar meaning to that of 'the shit'. Mostly old skool folks refer to this word.

oh my gawd, that's the funky shit!

by Shaneo October 17, 2003

Funky Monkey

A chocolate milkshake with half a banana in it. Really good. Tastes like an otter jumping over the rainbow and giving you a pot of gold. Also used as an excuse for a chocoholic to call themselves healthy because they have fruit in their milkshake.

GIRL: Slow down, you're going to have a heart attack, man! That's your third Funky Monkey today!
GUY: It has banana in it, so I'm fine.

by GayHorse :P May 20, 2014

fuckeyes

(n) A person whose eyes are fucked. This may be something the person is born with, or maybe something that happened later in life. They will not be able to see their own eyes, so they will be unable to check whether they are a fuckeyes or not.

Shark has really fucked eyes. You might say he's a fuckeyes.

by Scott1 June 27, 2005

funky dunky

When you rip open the elbow, and take a big sniff. And it makes you just say damn! Some really smelly weed.

Man...Them are the funky dunkys! Smelling great...

by Marvin Van Loon December 4, 2007

funky cold medina

1) a title of a popular rap song by tone loc. the funky cold medina in the song is an unknown substance that makes the ladies love ya.

"I asked the guy, why you so fly? he said funky cold medina"

"put a little medina in youre glass and the chicks will come real quick"

by j-la August 12, 2003

funky fandango

To engage in the intimate act of sexual intercourse with a loved one(preferably not a relation).

Shit son, I danced the funky fandango with that bitch all night long, awww-yeaaa!!

Or

Yes baby, lets dance the funky fandango on this beautiful night under the pale moonlight.

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

Funky Kong

The best character in Mario Kart Wii

How come there's 11 other Funky Kong's when I join an online room?

by renabeth April 26, 2021