The Real App

An app full of overweight people and sports betters, where the weight average is at least 1200 lbs!

Australia: time to log my 11hrs daily of The Real App!!

by that boi who can do tangs March 10, 2024

severe apps

severe apps

severe apps

by hi_im_k3v September 14, 2022

app

a digital corporate sphincter whose only function is to spew an unrelenting shitspout of projectile spammorhea in one's face, mixed with partially-digested chunks of redundant content from the web.

For every app that helps you get laid, there are a thousand more for burger chains or butthole lozenges.

by Stustudio August 5, 2017

TrackHR App

A Tech Friend, a buisness manager and an app fir every type of buisness that makes employee tracking easy.
Enables you to MONITOR, ANALYSE & MANAGE your team members and workforce in real time.

OMG how did he do his work so quickly.
he's using TrackHR App... duh

by TrackHR Marketing November 26, 2021

Why are people on this app so mad at abbreviations?

Like, seriously? It's just a word, you're not gonna die because someone typed it out dude.

Person one: People who use 'obvis' must all be teenagers!

Person two: Why are people on this app so mad at abbreviations? You'll live.

by iseeu112 February 28, 2024

APP

alternative party plan

Lets APP tonight!

by hihihohohuhu November 4, 2018

Female orgasm app

Remember when I said that women are full of shit and don't know what's going on down there anyways?

Hym "Well NOW... There's a female orgasm app (I can't remember the name) and the SALES PITCH... IS LITERALLY THE THING I SAID! Have you seen the commercial? Have you see the ad? If you have and you know who I am then you know that I am CORRECT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!! And now there's an app to help you become like me! It's like the fruit from the tree of knowledge. You can use that app to become like ME. A person who isn't completely full of shit! Isn't that nice? But you'll only 'be like me' in the 'not full of shit' sort of way. You won't be a genius. You won't be better than everyone. And you CERTAINLY won't be always-right. Only I can be thoughs things. So... Yeah. Buy the app. And take my money and let me hit it."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023