footballs

No that's wrong. xanax is made in a few different doses. The small round ones that are peach in color are called peaches. The slightly larger dose which is blue in color and looks like a smaller version of midol (football shaped) is a football. The largest dose which is white and rectangular is called a bar. All are loosely called xanxa-cookies.

dude 1: Want some xanxa-cookies?
dude 2: Whatchoo got? Peaches, footballs, bars?

by mikewin September 9, 2010

blue football

(n.) A xanax pill that is blue and shaped like a footbal (kinda). Takes about ten of them to get off so i prefer four bars.

Three bucks for blue footballs, fuck that i never pay more than $2.

by Jerry Kurl November 15, 2006

football tits

Gloriously full female breasts that when viewed in the nude are smaller at their point of attachment on the woman's chest than at their fullest point, making them somewhat football shaped. Football tits is not a derogatory term.

When sandra shucked off her bra to go skinny dipping, all the guys marveled at her huge football tits.

by Jim Crickett April 10, 2011

scottish football

the most entertaining , exciting and competitive league in football

scottish football is amazing

by yolomateymoo February 16, 2013

football

A place on urbandictionary.com where obnoxious eurofags bitch about how Americans call football soccer and vice versa.

pretentious european 1#: I can't believe that America is the only nation in the world that calls football soccer. That's suck bollocks!

pretentious european #2: Quite, really. And they're bloody stupid as well; most Americans don't even know what the capital of our country is!

Pretentious european #1: Yes, and at least our queen didn't fuck over the entire Middle-Eastern area.

pretentious european #2: Yes, God bless the queen.

by your-friend August 5, 2008

arena football

arena football is a very cool sport. it is like normal football except it is played on a 50 yard field with sideboards. the sideboards make for great fun because lots of people tend to run into them while trying to make a catch. It is also very fasted-paced and there are about 100 points scored between both teams on average

dude arena footbal is crazy awesome!

by Alex Klein May 16, 2005

michigan football

A NCAA football team on the verge of being moved to Division 1-AA. Once a good team as far back as the 1990's, they have not been able to come back from being owned by the Ohio State Buckeyes for the past few years.

You mom sucks like michigan football

by Exhortera November 1, 2007