flood pressure

A sudden rise in blood pressure followed by a need to explode in one's pants

She elevates my flood pressure whenever i think of suffocating my face in her boobs ...i'mma stick my head in her tits

by VelvetLovesAFelon May 25, 2012

flodgein

A person or persons who boasts or lies. In doing so they try to improve his or hers ego, and also try to alter the judgement or opinions of others.

Check out my new car! Just bought it. (it's a rental) that person is flodgein.

by urfuckingay....fag April 21, 2014

Floadie

Roadies that do concerts on cruise ships

I am a floadie.

by Evilaire January 15, 2017

flouf

Mirela's hair

Mirela's hair is so flouf

by Alinutza thaa July 16, 2017

Flood Pirate

During floods its the animal that boats up to your house acting like thaey are going to rescue you but instead they end up robbing you.

The victims of Hurricane Harvey were constantly being robbed and looted by flood pirates.

by Snakepliskken August 30, 2017

flooding smile

to give a very warm, positive, and responsive smile

If you want to make a good impression, don't grin at them. Try to give them a flooding smile instead.

by Lasveta September 8, 2017

flodgeshploff

The sound you make what you tilt your head up with water in it start gurgling, when the gurgling starts turning into uncontrollable laughter, laugh until all of the water comes out of your mouth in a volcano like eruption spraying the whole room In big droplets of your gurgle gurgle water, it is only then you have committed flodgeshploff.

“Did you see Jacob in class yesterday? He totally flodgeshploffed right in front of McKenzie”

“Haha yea dude, it made her so wet!”

“Yea he’s such a fucking dinglechode”

by xX_diamondminer74_Xx April 20, 2018