Floobies

Objects free of cost (e.g. a bottle of shower gel) that you find in a loo or a bathroom, often in a hotel. Some argue this could be extended to soap and even toilet paper as, even though you are not REALLY meant to take them, what self-respecting cheapskate with OCD and a bum fetish can resist stealing WOOPS i mean.. um.. taking over the ownership of a nice roll of toilet paper. man, that was a long sentence.

Person 1: Hey, what happened?
Person 2 wrapped in toilet paper: Nothing, I just found some floobies in the toilet.
Person 1: Cool.

by CowPidgin December 6, 2006

Floob

A cross between a Flume and a Tube.

OMG that floob was awesome!

by Jack of Hell April 13, 2007

floomped

To be seriously ass whooped in a game.

We seriously floomped the other team in soccor on the weekend.

by bunglebrenny August 4, 2008

flom

Abbreviation for "Flying over me". Orginally about horses in the middle east, it's now used in america. It's suspected that avive banhoue smuggled the in seasoned flom horses and now terror has been reaked around the world):

"bby da horsez r flom !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"watch out for those horses, theyre in flom season"

by Gema Margertitiatiataaa June 2, 2008

floob

to suck up, as if by vacuum

The dog floobed up the buscuit in an instant.

by Me*** January 5, 2006

floomy

Floomy is a word only to be used when talking about or describing the softness of the penis. Usually, the floomy penis will flop around freely in the wind. When spun in a motion similar to a “helicopter”, it flies freely in circular motion. This is similar, but not limited to, the motion of a hand held fan, a wind blowy thingy, or some 26 year old drunk man’s attempt to woo a lady or too.

“Wow, that dick’s really floomy!”

by IPutTheDicInDictionary April 23, 2018

floomsy

*Definition ¹*
A person who is irresponsible and always talks about irrelevant things.

*Definition ²*
A really good friend who is always there for you and always supports you and helps you through bad things that you've experienced before such as being bullied.

Definition ¹ Oh look there is that

floomsy person again

Definition ² Oh there's my best friend floomsy

by Jeffrey Hogginson January 8, 2018