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floomy

Floomy is a word only to be used when talking about or describing the softness of the penis. Usually, the floomy penis will flop around freely in the wind. When spun in a motion similar to a “helicopter”, it flies freely in circular motion. This is similar, but not limited to, the motion of a hand held fan, a wind blowy thingy, or some 26 year old drunk man’s attempt to woo a lady or too.

“Wow, that dick’s really floomy!”

by IPutTheDicInDictionary April 23, 2018