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Floomy is a word only to be used when talking about or describing the softness of the penis. Usually, the floomy penis will flop around freely in the wind. When spun in a motion similar to a “helicopter”, it flies freely in circular motion. This is similar, but not limited to, the motion of a hand held fan, a wind blowy thingy, or some 26 year old drunk man’s attempt to woo a lady or too.

“Wow, that dick’s really floomy!”

floomy by IPutTheDicInDictionary April 23, 2018

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Fire Floozy

A girl who will fuck any fireman. She gets turned on instantly at the sight of a fireman or even a fire truck.

OH BOY!!!! Here comes Jimmy and his fire floozy. I heard she fucked everyone whos ever worked at #12 Station!

Fire Floozy by Word Wise Canadian May 24, 2008

Related Words

floomy • floopy • floofy • Floozy • floom • floomp • floody • flooky • floompy • floosy

floopy goober

A floopy goober is a bitch ass nigga. This insult first appeared in the song "What the fuck right now" by Tyler the creator and ASAP Rocky

Yall niggas some floopy goobers

floopy goober by wayway June 23, 2016

Floozy

The insult that Meng (From the TV show Avatar: The Last Airbender) mummbles under her breath as Katara walks away in the episode The Fortune Teller.

Katara: Good bye everyone. It was so nice to meet you. Take care Meng.

Meng:*big smile* Take care! *frowns and mutters* Floozy

Floozy by Truelove20 October 15, 2010

Floozy

A dumb slut who thinks getting attention from guys for preforming sexual favors is something to be proud of.

Kayla Blume is a floozy.

Floozy by Chick12345555 September 30, 2011

Floory Hole

A Floory Hole is a hole in the floor that a male puts in genitalia in to get it sucked by a person on the floor below. The Floory Hole is also phrased as a Horizontal Glory Hole and Floory Dick Pokey Hole.

"Yo Bro! I just got my dick sucked through a Floory Hole"

Floory Hole by 911kaitastrophe January 21, 2018

Mc Floozy

Mc Donalds employee that will take any shift possible at Maccas cause they're so desperate.

Chad: Neville, can you take my shift tonight, I gotta see my girl.

Neville: Sure Chad, I'll do another 10 hours in the nugget pit.

Chad: Neville, you're such a fuck'n Mc Floozy.

Mc Floozy by Mc Hater March 3, 2008

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026