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Floomy is a word only to be used when talking about or describing the softness of the penis. Usually, the floomy penis will flop around freely in the wind. When spun in a motion similar to a “helicopter”, it flies freely in circular motion. This is similar, but not limited to, the motion of a hand held fan, a wind blowy thingy, or some 26 year old drunk man’s attempt to woo a lady or too.
Wow, that dick’s really floomy!”
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Fire Floozy 

A girl who will fuck any fireman. She gets turned on instantly at the sight of a fireman or even a fire truck.
OH BOY!!!! Here comes Jimmy and his fire floozy. I heard she fucked everyone whos ever worked at #12 Station!
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floopy goober 

A floopy goober is a bitch ass nigga. This insult first appeared in the song "What the fuck right now" by Tyler the creator and ASAP Rocky
floopy goober by wayway June 23, 2016
The insult that Meng (From the TV show Avatar: The Last Airbender) mummbles under her breath as Katara walks away in the episode The Fortune Teller.
Katara: Good bye everyone. It was so nice to meet you. Take care Meng.

Meng:*big smile* Take care! *frowns and mutters* Floozy
Floozy by Truelove20 October 15, 2010
A dumb slut who thinks getting attention from guys for preforming sexual favors is something to be proud of.
Kayla Blume is a floozy.
Floozy by Chick12345555 September 30, 2011

Floory Hole 

A Floory Hole is a hole in the floor that a male puts in genitalia in to get it sucked by a person on the floor below. The Floory Hole is also phrased as a Horizontal Glory Hole and Floory Dick Pokey Hole.
"Yo Bro! I just got my dick sucked through a Floory Hole"
Floory Hole by 911kaitastrophe January 21, 2018
Mc Donalds employee that will take any shift possible at Maccas cause they're so desperate.
Chad: Neville, can you take my shift tonight, I gotta see my girl.

Neville: Sure Chad, I'll do another 10 hours in the nugget pit.

Chad: Neville, you're such a fuck'n Mc Floozy.
Mc Floozy by Mc Hater March 3, 2008