flexcapasitor

when a person's thong is way to far out of the back of your jeans...resembling doc's greatest invention!

when jes was bending over to pick up the last of the plutonium the flexcapasitor was definated well fueled!

by peacephil June 24, 2005

Bi-Flexitarian

A Bi-Flexitarian exercises their right to eat not only a regimented food lifestyle with some social exceptions but also will occasionally engage in "taboo" culinary choices.

My bi-flexitarian friend, who is mainly vegetarian with the exception of the odd chicken or fish meal, ordered a steak.

by ptrthecarguy January 25, 2011

flexible

a bum girl dat you wud flex
or get off with

"yo check dat peng thing shez flexible"

by Daniel Yisa January 6, 2008

Flextascene

When You Are Very Or Irregularly Flexable, Alot Like Plastercine.

Wow That Girls Like Flextascene

by scream.aim.FIRE! January 30, 2008

flexiologist

A person who has the job of screening and examining a fitness instructor's level of physical flexibility when it comes to high level stretching techniques.

Cathy asked Jazzy what level of flexibility her fitness instructor had and Jazzy said: "He ain't got nothing on me - I can do a full 240 degree split!"

And Cathy replied: "Well, I guess that's why YOU are the flexiologist and not him!"

by thestretchindiva October 21, 2009

Flejia

Flejia can be what ever you want it to be. Whenever you want it to be. And for whoever you want it to be.

Rolling up at Taco Bell...

You: "Aye dog, can I get a side of Flejia with my crunch wrap supreme?"

Taco Guy: "Uhhh?"

When talking with your mother....

Mom: "Do the dishes!"
You: "Shut the Flejia up!"

When you're about to get your ass kicked...
You: "FLLLEEJJJIIIAAA!!!!!" (Kind of like kamikaze!!)

The uses are endless.

by Flejia Crazy Hair July 1, 2011

flexing the ruler

The act of contracting your dick muscles back and forth to make it look more manly.

"Man he has to be flexing the ruler just to get a girl."

by MacyLynn October 2, 2011