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flaming hot cheetos

These are variants of the popular Cheetos chips made by Frito Lay. They are very spicy and stain your lips and fingers red. Flaming Cheetos are one of the primary food items among Mexicans and African Americans. Do not eat too many Flaming Hot Cheetos or you might become constipated.
1. Damn, I haven't taken a dump in a week after eating those Flaming Hot Cheetos.

2. "My ninja, them Mexicans jacked all of our Flaming Cheetos"
by Wayne October 31, 2004
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falking

Facebook + Stalking = Falking
I will falk
I falked
I am falking
"I falked him all night"
"She came over and we were falking so many random people"
"when I was sick, all i did was falk"
"You can't falk your friends! you have to falk random people you don;t know!"
by Kate - Olivia February 24, 2007
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flamingo

a flamingo is someone that means the world to you! like a best friend, someone that you never want to loose.
wow i love you so much! i never want to loose you, you’re my flamingo! 🦩
by flamingoooooooooooooooo February 12, 2021
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FlamingGuts

t3h 1337357 d00d 3v3r 70 w41k 7|-|3 34r7h!!1

(J. Feustel)
omg i iwsh i were FlamingGuts
by FlamingGuts December 1, 2003
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Flaming Clarinet

A sexual act that occurs when person A shits into a clarinet, lights it on fire, and forcible inserts it into the anus or vagina of person B. This is not a sexual act for the faint of heart.
Becky: Ohhhhh, baby, give me that flaming clarinet!
Ryan: I don't know, I just pooped. I don't think I can squeeze one out right now.
Becky: It's fine. I just ate Taco Bell; the poop is flowing like the Rio Grande!
by Cockdriller August 11, 2010
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pop the flamingo

Take a huge dump on someones lawn or someone in perticular.
"Dude, i just popped the flamingo on Bill's lawn!"
by $$Andy June 4, 2005
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faking love

Another terminology for 'masturbation'. Since one would make love, but instead if it's masturbation, you are therefore creating artificial love, therefore faking said love.
"Feel like faking love to youu"

"I'd fake love to you all night long"

"I think we should fake love"
by Dowlii January 24, 2010
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