Getting her printer fixed

Something people in college yell at you when you walk with someone of the opposite sex.

Damn! She be getting her printer fixed so good tonight!
Did it get jammed when she was getting her printer fixed?

by Gettingmyprinterfixed September 8, 2018

Fix

Shoving random things into it until it is sturdy enough to hold a toddler

I fixed the door

by The great mighty poo 2 September 22, 2023

fix

To fuck someone for the first time, to make them lose their virginity

We are so inexperienced that we'll be fixing each other

by Cande Lush June 10, 2025

Fix me up

A slang request made by somebody for food

Spack No.2: "Hello, how can I help?"

Customer: "Yeah can you fix me up some cookies and a Chicken & Bacon wrap?"

by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022

fix your code

what some would say to you if your being annoying to them

(and yes i did get this line from Dream :))

person1: hey do you wanna go to the park? or play UNO? or idk have a sleepover tonight? hoo hoo what about we...
person2: omg you are so annoying. Go fix your code instead

by Bobby Jefferson November 27, 2020

Feed-fix

Acquiring food when you are really hungry

I'm really hungry and need a Feed-fix

by Butterflymorph28 August 6, 2021

Fix

I didn't say anything about me you piece of shit you need to get fed an aluminum bat.

Hym "What you need to fix is what you're doing there you dumpy Midwestern slut. No amount of doing what you're doing is going to un-print that 'I am jay' t-shirt you piece of shit. I spent my entire adult life trying to stop EXACTLY THAT FROM HAPPENING and I gave you an EASY OUT and you REFUSED TO TAKE IT! And for what!? To stop a retard from being what he is by stopping me from being what I am. Solidify that caste system you got going on here? Sweep the bloodstains under the rug? Psychologists aren't even going to be allowed to write about how fucked up what you're doing here and why? Placate fucking solipsists. Even your God can't save you from what you are. No amount of dunking your head in a lake or lying priests is going to undo what you are.'

by Hym Iam July 14, 2024