Faux Sleek

(Apologies, I spelt this wrong in the first submission)

Faux Sleek is where an object gives off the appearance of being capable of high quality performance, however this is just a visual appearance. The object's performance does not match it's design.

*A slender redesigned train arrives at the station in Brisbane

Person 1: Check out the shape of that train. I bet it moves super fast!
Person 2: Nah dude, that's faux sleek.

by Wierchum March 3, 2021

Faux muscles

Moderately sized fat deposits on males that, at first glance, appear to be muscles that have been enlarged through intensive weightlifting. Faux muscles usually come with an enlarged belly.

Person 1: Man, that guy is so ripped!
Person 2: Nah, he just has faux muscles.

by Evan A. Smith December 30, 2010

Faux Tude

When someone attempts to display an attitude other than what they are really feeling.

Man she was really pissed but was attempting to hide it with a faux tude.

by Dan_Man12 October 11, 2008

Faux-Cuddler

A tamer version of a one-night stand. Someone who leads you on with romantic sincere sweetness but never follows through.

"Aaron cuddled with me all last night and we had very romantic moments with holding and kissing, but he never texts me or initiates anything..."

"What a douche! He is a total faux-cuddler!"

by Russell Cohen April 5, 2011

Faux Sure

Faux Sure is when one person promises or tells another person to definitely count on him/her/they/we/us/he-she/she-he/she-he-he/he-she-she to do a specific something or favor and then totally lets the person down by failing to perform.

That was the third time that Dick Johnson let Virgina down with a Faux Sure to get her in bed by 10:00 PM.

by Dr. Real Nasty January 19, 2023

faux posh

an embarrassingly tactless person who acts and speaks as though they are significantly more high-class than they really are.

"Simon speaks so eloquently and with such great articulation. He wears those weird shirts with elbow patches, too... He seems to be really posh."

"Simon? Posh? Ha! No... He grew up just as poor as we did. He just became faux posh when he got the gig on that YouTube channel."

by Bouzsi December 15, 2018

Faux Exhibitionist

An exhibitionist whose sexual pleasure is derived from being naked outside without being seen or being in the company of strangers.

Bob: "She doesn't like getting seen nude by others."
Jeff: "Yet she goes around naked?"
Bob: "She's such a Faux Exhibitionist..."

by Bob's Beans & Vegetables Co. December 1, 2018