When your gaydar flares at the time of meeting someone, shortly followed by the time of meeting their (usually extremely attractive) opposite sex partner.
Danny: Hey Mark! I'm Danny, it's SO AMAZING TO MEET YOU! I have been told SO much about you! I can't believe I'm finally seeing you face-to-face. Oh my gosh, hold on right there, I'll be right back! There's someone you just HAVE to meet! *runs off squealing*
Mark: *to himself* This guy's such a flamer... I'd be embarrassed if I was that gay...
Danny: *returns, pulling on the hand of a beautiful young woman* Mark, I'd like you to meet my wife, Suzanne.
Suzanne: Why, hello, Mark. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Danny: *to himself* Well THAT was a false alarm...
Mark: *to himself* This guy's such a flamer... I'd be embarrassed if I was that gay...
Danny: *returns, pulling on the hand of a beautiful young woman* Mark, I'd like you to meet my wife, Suzanne.
Suzanne: Why, hello, Mark. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Danny: *to himself* Well THAT was a false alarm...
by PunkRockHottie June 10, 2008
by T. I. T. May 04, 2008
she looked banging outside, but when she came in the building and took off her glasses, she was hella false advertising
by bleezy3 January 08, 2011
While immersed in doggy style intercourse, one spits on their partners back to fake an orgasm and as their partner turns around they proceed to ejaculate on their face. The ultimate facial deception.
by airporteffect December 02, 2015
when a girl gives you the slight or direct notion that she will sleep with you and then she doesn't.
Like being promised that if you finish your dinner you will get pudding for desert and you end up getting pumpkin pie!
Like being promised that if you finish your dinner you will get pudding for desert and you end up getting pumpkin pie!
yo yesterday, jane told me we was gonna get it on and it turned out to be a total false promise of pudding man!!
by abdoolio February 01, 2008
When someone farts and believes that he or she may have to themselves,then goes to check and it turns out it was nothing but gas
"dude,i was talkin to this girl and i slid one out and though i crapped a little, but it was just a false alarm fart
by jobforadonnell June 01, 2010
noun, verb,: a person who is trying to pimp but is obviously unsuccessful. The act of unsuccessfully trying to pimp. Also can be abbreviated, FP-in'
John was false pimpin the fanny pack at the concert.
John is a straight false pimp.
John was fp-in' it all over town in his yugo.
John is a straight false pimp.
John was fp-in' it all over town in his yugo.
by Andrew P Moore- H town October 01, 2003