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toe poppin' experience

when a girl puts it down on a guy... A girl hooks a guy up with the ultimate experience. Oral or just sex in general...
My girl hooked up her man so good he couldn't stop bragging about his toe poppin' experience.
by Elecktra2575 June 23, 2009
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The Marcus Experience

When one proceeds to whip out their dick in the middle of public places to get funny reactions from the people around them
"Dude, that guy in wal-mart just got the marcus experience..."

"Wow no wonder he wont make eye contact with me"
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The Marsiglia experience

When you wakeup to the sound of dozens of hungry cats crawling all over you and meowing for food.
The lone female awoke to find herself living the Marsiglia experience.
by vadersfist April 13, 2012
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Experienced

To have taken a considerable amount of psychedelics over a period of time. This may have a lasting (neutral) effect on your world-view.

Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful...
by skeptic_ September 30, 2010
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internet expert

A form of armchair expert who gains all their knowledge from the internet and then enlightens others on social media. The accuracy of their source information may be suspect, their analysis and conclusions are likely flawed, but they will shout down anyone who dares to challenge their expertise in the field.
In an online discussion of tractors on a newspaper website I posted that a problem with modern tractors was that a fault with the electronics could stop them dead and require a technician with a laptop to fix. An Internet Expert informed me that it was always possible for a modern tractor to "limp home" however bad the failure "in his experience".

I pointed out that I was a farmer and that for example on a Massey 5465 with Dyna 4 the gear selection is electronic, the rear hydraulics are electronic and a fault in either could strand a tractor in the middle of a field (no power or stuck anchored to the ground by a harrow or plough). The Internet Expert went very quiet!
by fubarderby October 14, 2014
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college experience

A legitimate, worthwhile journey for your parents who refer to the "college experience" as a rite of passage, a time to grow up, a time to meet new people, and a time to discover your passion. It is also described as "the best time of your life."

Nowadays, the "college experience" is one of the biggest clichés out there. Modern colleges are artificial bubbles on the map that do not in any way mirror the real world. Most people are self-absorbed, liberal douches whom you'd be better off not meeting.

The women (a largely perverted stereotype) can be either good or bad looking depending on the college. However, they form cliques with other popular people and you will never get a shot. Your only chance is to find one good and drunk at a sleazy frat party, or be good looking and have some serious game.

When you do discover your passion (hopefully sooner than later), you will likely discover that it can be achieved at an easier, cheaper college or trade school. At this point, any rational person would drop out of their current hellhole.
by Indomitable798 October 11, 2010
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religious experience

by Anonymous June 11, 2003
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