said no one ever

An nullified attribution intended to convey the absurdity of a statement.

"Thank god it's Monday," said no one ever.

by adaptojen May 1, 2013

Best Roomie Ever

she never gets ready at the same time as you, so you usually don't have to fight for the mirror, you like the same music, you share chargers for everything, she loves Jesus just like you, you can look like an idoit and she still manages to sleep in the same room with you and not be freaked out, she goes to IHOP at 2 in the morning no matter what, and she tells you the honest truth when something you do is stupid, or when you look ugly, or when guys are just being idiots.

Alyssa: Amanda, you are the best roomie ever.
Amanda: Alyssa, you are the best roomie ever.

by allamg13 December 25, 2009

Ever

Ever means not or never 😭

(Its a philly thing)

Friend- You and ya boo cute
Me-Ever the cute😭

by Belllaaasss.s August 6, 2017

the best thing ever

sliced bread

sliced bread is the best thing ever

by hibbert? December 4, 2009

People’s Main Event

Invented by Ariel Helwani. A phrase used to denote a fight on an MMA fight card that garners much attention from the MMA fan base. A fight that fans are looking forward to watching just as much, if not more, than the card’s actual main event.

Ariel Helwani: The fight that fans are looking forward to most is Todd Duffee vs Gian Villante, it is without a doubt the people’s main event. Okay guys I’ll see you next week, same time, same place, till then I say, “Peace, I’m outta here!”

by Leuii November 17, 2021

in ever

used to discribe importance

"that was the biggest fart in ever!"

by Carodizzle December 26, 2008

Ever so gingerly

1. When one commits an act very gently, or with gentle intentions.

2. A great way to end any awkward or uncanny statement.

1. Wow, you stroked that pussycat ever so gingerly, I heard it purr all the way across the room
2. If you touch its gotta be ever so gingerly, I've got herpes.

by TheseGingerBreadMen November 5, 2010