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Darwin Event

An epically idiotic event/series of deaths caused by epically idiotic person(s)
7 people drowned yesterday when there was a hurricane on the way, even though people were screaming at them to get out.

Person 2: That, my friend, is a Darwin event
by MissyMayhem October 10, 2008
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Donutable Event

An event that is worthy of a coworker or manager bringing in donuts to the office in order to celebrate the event.
Gee, we passed that audit with flying colors. Isn't that a donutable event? Hey ask Tom if he is bringing in donuts tomorrow.
by Filled-up Employee November 20, 2009
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Memory Event Horizon

The Memory Event Horizon is the point where the last person with direct experience of a historical event dies, leaving only second-hand knowledge of the event. Usually applied to wars as the veterans of each war pass away, but can be applied to any significant event that leaves a lasting imprint on a society. Once an event has passed its Memory Event Horizon it will forevermore only exist in history books and documentaries.
When the last U.S. veteran of World War I, Frank Buckles, passed away in 2011 the First World war passed the Memory Event Horizon into history.
by KaiserDunk February 25, 2014
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paranormal event

A report of an occurrence of supernatural or metaphysical phenomenon that is beyond scientific understanding or explanation. These experiences include, but are not limited to: ghostly activity, cryptozoology, ufo encounters and other strangeness.
In the extremely popular blog, "Nova Scotia Paranormal Events", there are many true reports of mysterious and unexplained incidents that have taken place in a rural haunted house.
by The Real Redhead May 7, 2018
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Pubic Event

An organized Orgy were all participants are unshaved and covered in body hair. Typical activities during a Pubic Event are to either lick,eat,braid or burn body hair as a nature incense
"Tom asked me if i had ever heard of a Pubic Event,i said no.After explaining what it was,he asked if i was intersted. i accepted"
by poppinpoopdrops December 2, 2020
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Dirty Evelyn

When you suck a mans genitals inside a sewer and then gets boned by a clown inside a tunnel
I was boutta fuck micheal’s mom but saw a girl in a sewer and gave her a dirty evelyn
by bottyy September 15, 2021
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work event

a social occasion, often in a person’s home or garden, at which people eat, drink, talk, dance and enjoy themselves
Did you attend that banging work event at BoJo's yesterday? Rishi was off his tits on Mexican Coke!

It was a fairly standard BYOB work event.
by Ian_Cognito January 12, 2022
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