Ethan is sexy half Spanish half English road-man, who almost died of a concussion at age 16. He is now still in a coma recovering and we all wish him the best (lowkey the worst tho). He got a juicy badonkadonk and his nickname is autistic frank.
by Harisson Benenty December 06, 2022
A total car phanatic who you can love inside and out. He takes time out of his day to make you feel special and worth something. You could be feeling like absolute sh*t but he'll brighten your day right up just by talking about a stupid 1989 dodge charger.
by definitely not lili November 30, 2019
Ethan is the type of person to have the biggest shlong. His meat penetrates very deep into dudes assholes. He also enjoys sports and being cracked at fortnite
by Big_Phat_Cock January 20, 2021
by Ethan the lonely October 14, 2019
(When dad come home from work in the evening)
“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked
“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said
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“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked
“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said
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by Rakis April 02, 2020
by Cammy is hawt March 11, 2019
Ethan, he is one of the best guys u'll ever meet! He's a smart ass, surely, but he's also kind. He's really weird and that's what u gotta love about him! He's got that smile that makes u just wanna smile with him, when be laughs, u can't help but laugh with him! When u hang out with him, he looks at u and it brings joy to u! His friends are usually always around. If u're ever lucky enough to meet an Ethan, never let him go
by wolfgirl12329 January 22, 2019