Ethan is that guy in your group chat who everyone hates but kinda likes, he shots innocentsnakes and his brother often throws 2x4s at stray cats, also he just doesn't shut the Fuck up
You: *talking to your other friends with no worry Ethan will show up*
Ethan:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: shut up Ethan
Wasting there time chasing imaginary people, doesn’t seem real. Hide behind parents and spend times making excuses if you meet one make fun of them, they are easy to lie to and they will always throw money out to fake people so always lie to them about being their friend…
That boy ethan doesn’t know his girlfriend is getting piped by the bully that harassing him but hey let not let him know that…