The pronunciation and spelling of British-english twisted up and made to fit the way americans live. made up of many different accents and sub-languages.
by Crackhojoe June 24, 2004
by rachie66691 July 29, 2007
Old English, My crunk Juice
by JonnyC April 15, 2005
When a person is unhappy with their current situation. However, as they are English, they are too polite to admit it. Therefore, they will 'put on' an English Smile.
Barber: Are you happy with your haircut sir?
Gent: Oh this? Hmmm? Well yeah, this EXACTLY what I wanted... bald patch and all.
*The Gentleman breaks into a traditional English Smile
Gent: Oh this? Hmmm? Well yeah, this EXACTLY what I wanted... bald patch and all.
*The Gentleman breaks into a traditional English Smile
by Lucas Jolson April 15, 2010
The weather's alway's too shit for a traditional BBQ. Instead an Englishman just cooks up a normal meal in his kitchen, known as an English BBQ.
by Diego August 18, 2003
Pinning somebody down on their back and holding their arms down while another person drops his pants and rubs his anus and testicles on the pinned person's face
"You better back off or we'll give yo ass the English crumpet"
Person 1: "Why is he puking?"
Person 2: "Because that boy just got an English crumpet"
Person 1: "Why is he puking?"
Person 2: "Because that boy just got an English crumpet"
by michelleelala December 05, 2014
A spliff loaded with a combination of tobacco and marijuana. Significantly wider around than a normal joint, the English-style spliff is tapered, and the bigger end is lit while smoking. The addition of plain tobacco to the weed makes for a smoother, more pleasant smoke, and extends the burning time.
by Teh ded Pope April 11, 2005