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elastic shitposting 

A behavior defined by the predilection of people to shitpost when they are scared of a topic of feeling vulnerable.
Man, Bobby was really onto something there about the nature of love and the internet too bad he fell into elastic shitposting when someone made fun of him.
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Eliab

A strong silent type, yet once you get to know him, the goofy side comes out. He is full of grace, very handsome, and gives the best hugs! He is tender, gentle, an incredible love maker, enduring-the best to cuddle with. He is zealous in spirit and has a talent for building things. Eyes like the ocean,- you could get lost in them forever
Eliab is a guy who knows how to treat a girl right. He's very loyal despite his past, and when he says he loves you, he really means it.
Eliab by 557834 October 24, 2013
The most amazing, beautiful, smart girl in the world (no joke ) this girl has the biggest heart an the funniest laugh. If your worried about not feeling loved, fear no more! She can walk in the same building an just make your day. Not very many girls can kick it with you an your boys but elaisa is not your typical girl she's a bro with the bros. if that don't sell it wait till you catch her singing in the car when "location" is on by Khalid. Last but not least..... the sex.... omg hands fucking down!!! Elaisas knows how to please her man in every way #kinky 😝🤘🏼 There's nothing to not love about an Elaisa!!!
Bf: let's get fucked up!
Elaisa: say no more!
pronounced el-ee-AH-nah. It is Hebrew origin, and its meaning is "God has answered". "God has answered my prayer", Eliana is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet, when she enters a room people look at her. She lights up the room. She is funny and She's like a good luck charm to all that meet her.
I couldn't concieve and then I had Eliana. ", "I have myself Eliana, I don't need anything else.
Eliana by angela5259 May 26, 2010

Eliana Nunes 

Eliana Nunes is the most beautiful girl ever! So stunning and amazing! She is the best friend ever she is loyal,popular and always bubbly.Eliana is smart and stylish!Without her i don't know what we would all do !
"Wow who is that ! "* gasps *
"Its obviously Eliana Nunes!Who else is smart,stylish and amazing!"
Eliana Nunes by reof'owrl January 19, 2013
The most sweetest, kind-hearted girl you will ever meet in your own lifetime! Everything about a Eliana is just a sweet innocent girl, you will love her for everything she is. If her looks ever change, it wont affect you because her personality covers everything up. She’ll make you laugh, and likely, you might cry over her because you'll miss being around her! Nothing can make you stay away from her charm. You would want to marry her for crying out loud, she's just perfect in every little way, every detail of her makes you wonder how she even exists.
Boy 1: Hey, do you know Eliana?
Boy 2: <mocking> Do you know Eliana? OF COURSE I DO. You just CAN’T ignore a sweetheart like her!

Boy 1: Well, that is true.

Boy 2: Dang right it's true, I love her very much.😚😍🥰
Eliana by NarwhalGirl90 June 8, 2019