Easter

the bullshit story of Jesus Christ coming out of a vagina for the 2nd time in the BIble.

Tim: What the fuck is Easter?
Connor: When Jesus licked his mom's pussy.
Tim: Mean...I'm gay.

by tim808 February 4, 2009

easter-egg

verb. When a technician of any variety has no idea where the problem really is and tries various solutions hoping to get lucky.

He's clueless, he couldn't troubleshoot a toaster, he's just easter-egging

by Ceph Sitton March 27, 2005

Eastern Promise

As discovered in the Film Eastern Promise by Actor Viggo Mortensen, an Eastern Promise can be defined as someone high kicking the shit out of another person while butt naked.

Wow That Guy Just Eastern Promised The Shit Outta Joe!

If you don't gimme that piece of cake I will Eastern Promise you so hard!

by Evan Hanchett November 4, 2008

Easter

The day Jesus became a zombie and everyone ate candy.

Happy Easter mofo, let's eat jellybeans and praise our zombie lord.

by FATCOWDISEASE May 1, 2011

Drew Eastergard

an Awesome guy. one that likes to stay in your mind a lot. You can't forget him. He can make you laugh, cry, and smile. He's like a dream. Easy guy to like. Hard to read sometimes, but it just draws you to him more. He seems so perfect. He cares and he's NOT shallow. This is unusual for most guys so he's definitely a keeper. If you have a Drew Eastergard in your life, don't let him go. you'll regret it.

I love having a Drew Eastergard in my life!

by open door June 28, 2011

easterbating

to dye easter eggs with your seamen (via masturbating) and color dye

hey its easter tommarow" oh shit yeah that means i got to go easterbating today

by stackattack May 12, 2011

Easterburg

A dumbass.

Dude, yesterday, Easterburg just told me that black guys have an extra bone in their body, and that's why they can jump higher and run faster.

by BaDasMuhFukah April 10, 2012