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dusting the ficus

to make out.

This is especially true if the male has a mustache or beard. Thus the female can figuratively "dust" his ficus.
Grady: Dude did you see Danny with his girlfriend?

Preston: Yeah man, she was totally dusting the ficus!
by g dizzle and p town March 1, 2011
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BEER DUMPING

BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of seeming like the hero and cleaning it up.
Joe: How did you guys meet?

Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over Kelly. I swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.

Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
by workseverytime February 13, 2012
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Crop Dusting

I was crop dusting all those tourists walking in my wake.
by biggchangwang July 1, 2014
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Crop dusting

The act of farting and walking quickly around the room to spread the scent. Some people do this to deflect the blame of the fart, while others just want to share.
Who let off that stench? I think Calvin did it. Look at him circling the room. He's crop dusting it.
by imalith September 28, 2014
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ass dumpling

Its like a kind of poop but its bigger and it hurts more..
Yo mark I just took a huge ass dumpling and that bad boy stinged
by Arianna big nutz July 30, 2019
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Big Slurp Dumpling Soup

slang for a penis. Specifically when referring to fellatio.
I gave her some Big Slurp Dumpling Soup...if you know what I mean.
by ../...../\ May 11, 2008
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Post-Christmas Dumping

A popular, yet unheard of holiday tradition that usually takes place the night of Christmas or at any point in time on the day after Christmas. In this tradition, one locks his or herself in a bathroom for an unusually large period of time and painfully excretes all holiday fruitcakes consumed over the past few days. This tradition is a wonderful way to say say goodbye to the Christmas season and to prepare your bowels for the upcoming new years.
Brian: That was a great Christmas season. Best Christmas ever!
Jimmy: Yeah it was! But now it's time for the Post-Christmas Dumping. See you in a couple hours.
by TheDirtyHoodelum December 26, 2014
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