Dual Mungus

Dual Mungus is a serious fictional disease of the upper respiratory system. Dual Mungus is actually an advanced form of simple Mingus. Symptoms of Mingus are small spots and light wheezing. Mingus and Mungus are both a form of fungus. Full-blown Dual Mungus causes a debilitating cough that strikes fear and dread into the hearts of all who hear it. It is never certain how much time a victim of Dual Mungus has left on this mortal plane.

Patient: "Doctor, is it serious?"
Doctor: "I'm glad you're sitting down because I fear the worst. I suspect Dual Mungus. This situation is very grim."
Patient: "That's terrible! It wasn't this bad last week."
Doctor: "Sir! You had a mere case of Mingus last week. It has developed into full-blown Dual Mingus! This is grave indeed!"

by dannyp76 June 14, 2011

Dual Screening

The art of watching a TV show whilst simultaneously tweeting constantly about it. Dual Screeners tend to tweet descriptive statements more frequently than opinions/reviews.
Some of the more talented Dual Screeners make following their commentary more entertaining than watching the real thing.

Person 1: Are you watching Masterchef tonight?
Person 2: Nah, I follow this guy on twitter who'll be dual screening it - I'll just read that.

by ABunnyDidIt June 2, 2012

Dual Console

When two people are having sex while one of them is playing a videogame.

She was riding me while I was facing the T.V. playing Xbox doing the 'ol Dual Console.

by 3Crowns October 10, 2013

dual diagnosis

having both a psychiatric disorder and a substance abuse/dependence disorder

Rob experienced an episode of major depression and began self-medicating with alcohol. Now he has to battle his depression which has been compounded by alcohol abuse. Dual diagnosis must be accurately assessed and addressed for the patient to regain full mental health

by vango215 April 22, 2014

dualfie

Two persons taking a selfie!

My bestfriend and I took a dualfie in her new mobile phone!

by wormwood8 March 27, 2015

Duarte Teixeira

Legendary guy/ A person which is meant to do great things for the world.

*Although, nobody see him coming. It's absolutely awesome.

One clue: Awesome Sex...

Look at that guy... he is definitely a Duarte Teixeira.

But wait,... there is only one Duarte Teixeira

by ****% February 23, 2017

duaqs

a group of super awesome people who (rae) can't spell squad backwards bcs theyre constantly drunk

go duaq yourself

oh look its the duaqs

do what the duaqs do

by atcrm December 15, 2017