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The drunken russian

When you realise that the anus you are licking is not as well-washed as expected, you pretend to kiss the respective person and finally vomit straight into his/her mouth.
As Peter tasted some sort of salty sunflower seed on his toungue, which he had undoubtedly licked out of Ivana's anus, he did the drunken russian pressing his lips on hers and emptying his stomach into her mouth.
by RussianIgor July 27, 2011
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Drunken Stupor

A state of being in which smoking crack becomes both socially and morally acceptable behaviour.
Reporter: Have you smoked crack before?
Rob Ford: Yeah, I smoked some crack. So what? I was in a drunken stupor!
Reporter: Touche, good sir. In that case, you are a gentleman and a scholar!
by Garfield Chickenteeth November 6, 2013
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Drunken Dreams

The dreams you have when you go to sleep under the influence of alcohol. Usually very strange dreams which you do not remember when you wake up.
Ryan remembers many of his drunken dreams. One he had was of a giant piece of corned beef chasing him down the road.
by Silver Snake December 15, 2008
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Drunkenfingers

Trying (unsuccessfully) to type while you're drunk, characteristics of drunkenfingers are:

-you push multiple keys at once
-you mis-spell at least twice in a sentence
-you make typos because you think you know where the keys are
or the most obvious sign:
you're on webcam with half a bottle of Smirnoff visible on screen
Alex- Hey, Jimbo, how are you?
Jimbo- I;m fiiine fankoo, hoe aboooout uu?
Alex- Get off the computer mate, you have drunkenfingers
by Bigsharn February 1, 2008
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Drunken Roulette

When you go your favorite late nite fast food joint after a night of binge drinking and order random number combo meals. It's always a surprise, and if the order sucks throw it at the person at the drive-thru.
"Let's hit Taco Smell(Bell) and play some drunken roulette."
by Jtron 3000 April 29, 2003
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Drunkleberry Fin

The story about two drunken Fin's named Miko & Rocker Jaytinen who drift down a river on a raft with cases of vodka. There is no plot, they have stupid mullets, where cowboy boots and get drunk.
Hey look its the two drunken Fin's from the story, Drunkleberry Fin. Why is Rocker Jaytinen hopping that fence when there is a gate.
by Pee and Cheese July 18, 2006
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Drunken high gun gun shoot

A game that involves firing a gun indiscriminately after consuming copious amounts of marijuana and alcohol.
Alec: Drunken...high...gun gun...shoot!
by Mo Chedda March 8, 2004
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