Describes a work-style or lifestyle of someone who is always prepping for the worst case scenario and ensuring it doesn’t happen.
Don’t worry, nothing bad is going to happen. Carol is in charge and she’s disaster forward.
What happens if this isn’t filed in five days? I’m disaster forward and will have a preventative plan to you tomorrow morning.
What happens if this isn’t filed in five days? I’m disaster forward and will have a preventative plan to you tomorrow morning.
by Pickled Olive February 10, 2023
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A term popularized in the Twitch community, usually surrounding Lolcows such as Wingsofredemption or DarksydePhil.
As the name implies, a disaster stream is a Twitch (Or Youtube) stream that is disastrous for the streamer. Often damaging their reputation or making them into laughingstock. Commonly disaster streams are caused by trolls pestering the streamer until they break down. The streamer will then either rage, break down crying, destroy gaming equipment.
Though sometimes Disaster Streams can occur without any involvement from trolls, such as when DarksydePhil accidentally left his webcam on when masturbating.
As the name implies, a disaster stream is a Twitch (Or Youtube) stream that is disastrous for the streamer. Often damaging their reputation or making them into laughingstock. Commonly disaster streams are caused by trolls pestering the streamer until they break down. The streamer will then either rage, break down crying, destroy gaming equipment.
Though sometimes Disaster Streams can occur without any involvement from trolls, such as when DarksydePhil accidentally left his webcam on when masturbating.
Did you see that crybaby rage on stream last night? He broke down crying and started throwing his controllers. It was a total Disaster Stream.
by PokemonScammer645 October 30, 2023
Get the Disaster Stream mug.A phrase used by Craig Revel Horwood on Strictly Come Dancing and Dancing With The Stars for when he’s in his usual shitty mood.
by Gameshow Loving VTuber Guy December 27, 2023
Get the disaster darling mug.A Dazasterclass is when an FPL player chases points after a shit player has one good week (e.g Jordan Ayew, Andros Townsend & Chris Wood), transfers them in for a -4 & has a horrible week in FPL.
A disastrous week can happen to the best FPL players but only Daz cunniffe can have a Dazasterclass
A disastrous week can happen to the best FPL players but only Daz cunniffe can have a Dazasterclass
“Did you see what Daz did in FPL this week?.
No?, what did the retard do?.
-8’d for Wood and Jordan Ayew…..both blanked.
Another Dazasterclass!, what’s new.
No?, what did the retard do?.
-8’d for Wood and Jordan Ayew…..both blanked.
Another Dazasterclass!, what’s new.
by Macca10Yeahhhhh January 21, 2024
Get the Dazasterclass mug.A song that is easy to dance to and sounds great yet is also a complete mess and low quality - basically something so bizarre and trashy that it ends up sounding good. Primarily used within the Eurovision fandom.
Did you see Red Flag Parade by MYDY in the Czech national final ESCZ? That song is such a disaster bop but I love it!
by Glow82 December 4, 2023
Get the Disaster bop mug.This is a person, not unlike an astronaut, who will go to great distances in order to explore how to create disasters far from their home instead of learning how to make the universe a better place.
Benny: "Hey Dionte! What the fuck were you doin' over in that hood? You were starting shit with the Gomez twins!"
Dionte: "They posted some trash about me. It took me two subway transfers and a bus to get there. They're scared!"
Benny: "You fuckin' disasteronaut! They ain't scared. They're gonna lit up our block. You're on your own!"
Dionte: "They posted some trash about me. It took me two subway transfers and a bus to get there. They're scared!"
Benny: "You fuckin' disasteronaut! They ain't scared. They're gonna lit up our block. You're on your own!"
by von groovy August 15, 2024
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