Donkey Dicking

A form of memeing used by the ancient Egyptians during painting of hieroglyphs. “All the way back to Egyptians who had pictures of them Donkey Dicking”

And here we see an ancient hieroglyph of an Egyptian Donkey Dicking class

by Mr. Slap Da Ho October 10, 2018

Phone Dorking

Phone dorking is the time spent exploring ones cell phone extensively without purpose.

Every extra moment you get, you find yourself...not texting, not calling someone, but simply surfing the web, changing settings, adding ringtones. This can usually consume several hours of ones day and does not seem to have an end point, you too may be phone dorking. Your phone dorking may be nearing obsession if you also find loss of time, and the inability to hear others around you.

by EMPOWR February 4, 2010

dicking

screwing around wasting time

sorry i was dicking off.

by bandana darren February 3, 2020

Binge-Dicking

A term to coin how easy women spend their free time. Usually coincides with insatiable females that can't get enough one-on-one time with a penis.

Person 1:"Where the Hell is Renee?"
Person 2:"You know how she is... Probably binge-dicking!"
Person 1:"What a whore!"

by Feature December 15, 2012

Magnetic Dicking

A popular action which involves taping magnets to you and your mate's dick, letting them pull towards each other until they're both touching.

Hey, did you hear about how Josh and Carl were magnetic dicking at the party last night? Yeah, it was crazy, I also got an STD from Stacy.

by Paul Cinnamon January 15, 2017

Twiddle-Dicking

When two men stand with penises erect and using NO HANDS, twirl their beef whistles around each at no less than 3 revolutions per second using agressive hip gyration. The object is to not allow your piss weasel to graze the other mans during rotation.

"Frank, im bored. How about a friendly game of Twiddle-Dicking... best 2 outta three?"

by Shitstain McGillicutty February 20, 2017

fanny dicking

Fanny dicking is where a man first gets his dick wet in a cup of cold tea and decides to slowly insert into into the vagina. Once inserted, the girl would then move up and down until he ejaculates. Once ejaculated the man removes his semi erect penis and the girl then licks the cold coffee of of the man's penis and then says, "woah that caffene hit me hard"

Me and my boyfriend decided to try fanny dicking and loved the taste of cold coffee

by JoeM1999 February 26, 2017