One Direction

A band of closet(?) homosexual teens which was formed after they all met at an orgy and found out they could all moan in harmony when they simultaneously came in each other.

They are the reason the Apocalypse will be coming a few millenia earlier, owing to the legions of infuriated, sexually frustrated teens and pre-pubescent girls that will raze the Earth once a sextape of the band jerktape each other off goes viral.

Also, probably the only 'band' to have lip-synced at the Olympics.

Guy : Dude ! All the guys in your class were caught on tape at some gay orgy in an abandoned Prius with Dirty Mike and the boys !

Me : Looks like they've been One Directioned

by Dee Kernubler August 16, 2012

no dice

Asking for something and not receiving it.

Hey ma I want some cookies?
No Dice!
Dis ain't ova

by bronson September 8, 2003

dicey

Of a highly questionable outcome, uncertain, not defined, up to chance, depending on variables, remaining to be seen

After being shot in the head, it's dicey.

by alphachimp October 11, 2003

playing dice

masturbation, using the same gesture of "playing dice"

Oh yeah, he was totally playing dice while he was on the phone with me last night.

by Kristen A August 2, 2007

One Direction

A British boy band that is generally considered by teenage girls throughout the world to be the greatest thing since the Jonas Brothers, and by guys and/or people with good taste to be the most obnoxious thing since the Big Time Rush. Would like to be considered the new Beatles, but unfortunately lack necessary abilities such as singing, songwriting, and talent in general. Founded by Simon Cowell, also known as "That Asshole Singing Judge Guy" on The X Factor, also known as "That Singing Show- No, Not The One With The Maroon 5 Guy, The Other One- No, The Other One. Other Other One."

Examples: Every song ever released by One Direction, in the history of ever. Which translates to something like two or three albums or something, I don't even care. They'll be gone by the time Star Wars VII comes out.

by NCC-1701 December 22, 2012

One Direction

One Direction is a UK boy band that consists of five young rascals, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, and Louis Tomlinson. They make the females go crazy. Like really, CRAZY BRO. What these poor females don't understand is that these young rascals are flaming homosexuals. Yes that's right ladies, FAGGOTS. Some would say that they just have a "bromance" but their interactions with each other on camera is proof that their "bromance" is much more homoerotic than friendly man love.

"What direction do five gay guys walk? One Direction."

Tommy: Hey bro my dog is acting more queer than One Direction."

Jimmy: "Burn the poor bastard then."

by TheHolyGrailofMadness July 19, 2012

One Direction Infection

An obsession with the boy band One Direction (aka the parasitic offspring of Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus). Symptoms include sexual frustrations, a massive drop in IQ, and the inability to think, speek or type coherently. If your daughter or someone close to you acquires this illness, the only form of treatment is to tie this person to a chair, throw this chair into a large vat of salt and holy water, and play Metallica nonstop an at maximum volume through headphones duct-taped to their heads. If that doesn't work, murder is the only solution.

"Omqqq, I luv one DirEction! I think I have a one direction iNfection! <3 Harry styles and that Nialler, hot damn! ;)"

"AAAHHH! KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!'"

by EdanP February 4, 2013