Dark Chocolate Dessert

While in the act of a 69 with a partner, you attempt the Belgium Gas mask and instead of farting on your partner you shit in their face.

WHile John was eating his girlfriend's taco, he attempted the Belgium Gas Mask and instead pushed to hard giving her a Dark Chocolate Dessert.

by Troy Knudsvig December 1, 2007

toss my salad with ranch dressing

licking the cum off ones corn hole after being cream pied by multiple man-loads.

hey, want to toss my salad with ranch dressing?

ok sure, bend over so i can blow in your asshole!

by de1337ed May 13, 2005

african dessert

If a person comes to kill you and you beat him senseless, then anally violate him.

That Adebisi sure likes African dessert.

by D-Snizlit June 30, 2006

Arsenal Dress

A dress that a woman can pull out of the closet effortlessly at a moment's notice for any occasion that she feels confident, sexy, and irresistibly delectable while wearing.

This is a dress that she knows she is going to look killer in no matter what. for whatever she needs to do.

There are different arsenal dresses for different occasions (i.e run errands, lunch with the girls, dancing on top of a bar, or sipping a margarita on a beach).

Note:all freakum dresses are arsenal dresses but not all arsenal dresses are freakum dresses.

Did you see Ashleigh in that arsenal dress? She always looks jazzy when she steps out in it.

by BahamaBee December 21, 2010

Cookie Dessert

You don't want to know. Seriously, don't even ask.

Hey, wanna come over for some cookie dessert after pancakes & nachos?

by BiggusDickus1 August 23, 2016

Do I look fat in this dress?

The ONLY response is :

AHHH HELLLZZZ NO GIRL!

Otherwise yo' in the shit.

by Diego September 11, 2003

dessya

A very cute ass girl with a big attitude, she eats non stop and stay skinny ;) gives good head.

Dessya is eating all the food.

by highkey dank 788 March 14, 2017